OT: 75th Obsequious Banter Thread: Pour Yourself A Kool-Aid As Tall As Hal Gill

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Danko

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So not that it matters right now but every once and a while they throw a playoff game on the nhl network plus the second day of the draft...is this on NHL.TV app?
 

Tripod

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So...the Bachelor and those who have seen it:

Hanna Ann was on Ellen and said there "could" be a bikik waiting for her for Bach in Paradise. And said Tyler from HannaB's season would be her pick to date from past Bach. When asked if any celebs have slipped into her DM's....David Spade! Oh, and I am sure you have heard, Petter and Maddie broke up.

@Captain Dave Poulin @bennysflyers16
 

Cody Webster

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So...the Bachelor and those who have seen it:

Hanna Ann was on Ellen and said there "could" be a bikik waiting for her for Bach in Paradise. And said Tyler from HannaB's season would be her pick to date from past Bach. When asked if any celebs have slipped into her DM's....David Spade! Oh, and I am sure you have heard, Petter and Maddie broke up.

@Captain Dave Poulin @bennysflyers16

I'm two episodes behind. I'll have plenty of time to catch up now
 
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Beef Invictus

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Me: It's lunch time, do you want a sandwich:

Child: No! Don't want sandwich! Don't like sandwich!

Me: OK..Don't believe that. Well do you want a cracker pack?

Child: Yes!

***Child is in her chair. She has eaten 4 of the 6 crackers***

Child: (looking at me with utmost hope) Can you....

Me: (Don't say it)

Child: ...make a sandwich?

Me: Are you serious, you flat out told me you don't like sandwiches. You said no sandwich.

Child: Yes sandwich!

***I make a sandwich***

***I watch her ignore the sandwich and eat the other two crackers***
 

Chinatown88

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Me: It's lunch time, do you want a sandwich:

Child: No! Don't want sandwich! Don't like sandwich!

Me: OK..Don't believe that. Well do you want a cracker pack?

Child: Yes!

***Child is in her chair. She has eaten 4 of the 6 crackers***

Child: (looking at me with utmost hope) Can you....

Me: (Don't say it)

Child: ...make a sandwich?

Me: Are you serious, you flat out told me you don't like sandwiches. You said no sandwich.

Child: Yes sandwich!

***I make a sandwich***

***I watch her ignore the sandwich and eat the other two crackers***
 

Hollywood Cannon

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Has anyone engaged in a life changing sex act? Because that shit just happened to me

Probably not the best thing to talk about on the open board but I had to post this in response.

giphy.webp
 
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