OT: 75th Obsequious Banter Thread: Pour Yourself A Kool-Aid As Tall As Hal Gill

[Embiid]

Where did you find the condoms? oh wait did it even involve a banana hammock? You got her pregnant didn't you? That is life altering....

COVID-19 baby in 9 mos. ...

 

[Tripod]

Has anyone engaged in a life changing sex act? Because that shit just happened to me

We are listening....

 

[gertbfrobe16]

Has anyone engaged in a life changing sex act? Because that shit just happened to me

can we expect to see you on a, sex sent me to the e.r. episode soon?

 

[Flyotes]

I'll never understand this board.

 

[Jtown]

I'll never understand this board.

it’s here for entertainment

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Alright, we let you post it. Some people saw it. That’s enough. It’s not the kind of thing that we want posted here.

 

[Embiid]

it’s here for entertainment

It was entertaining. Glad you got to enjoy an important part of life ...

 

[Jtown]

Alright, we let you post it. Some people saw it. That’s enough. It’s not the kind of thing that we want posted here.

we need a jtown afterhours board

 

[Jtown]

It was entertaining. Glad you got to enjoy an important part of life ...

Losing my virginity was awesome! Hope to do it again

 

[Tripod]

we need a jtown afterhours board

I would join!

 

[Cody Webster]

I missed it!?!?

f***! Why didn't anyone @ me?

 

[Jtown]

I missed it!?!?

f***! Why didn't anyone @ me?

Ill pm you

 

[Tripod]

Ill pm you

And why haven't you PM'd me yet???

 

[Rebels57]

What the f*** is happening?

 

[Jtown]

And why haven't you PM'd me yet???

i will pm you as well.

 

[gertbfrobe16]

What the f*** is happening?

Jtown wants to know if, a devils 3 way is really a sandwich.

 

[Tripod]

Me: It's lunch time, do you want a sandwich:

Child: No! Don't want sandwich! Don't like sandwich!

Me: OK..Don't believe that. Well do you want a cracker pack?

Child: Yes!

***Child is in her chair. She has eaten 4 of the 6 crackers***

Child: (looking at me with utmost hope) Can you....

Me: (Don't say it)

Child: ...make a sandwich?

Me: Are you serious, you flat out told me you don't like sandwiches. You said no sandwich.

Child: Yes sandwich!

***I make a sandwich***

***I watch her ignore the sandwich and eat the other two crackers***

You should have given her a hotdog and see if it passed the "sandwich test".

 

[Jtown]

Jtown wants to know if, a devils 3 way is really a sandwich.

it's crazy how positive women react to the suggestion of a devils 3 some.

 

[gertbfrobe16]

it's crazy how positive women react to the suggestion of a devils 3 some.

Cocaine is a helluva drug.

 

[Chinatown88]

@JojoTheWhale

My friend (notrious hot pot appointment keeper), couldn't get CoD MW working on his PC. I start to troubleshoot the thing, it says he doesn't have the right version of Windows 10. I spend some time trying to figure out how to upgrade it. Turns out his old IT guy at his job gave him a Windows 10 Enterprise key so I think that screws me over? Can't upgrade the 2015 LTSB. Any ideas?

 

[Amorgus]

Jtown wants to know if, a devils 3 way is really a sandwich.

I believe they called it a sandwich in the 80's.

 

[Striiker]

 

[gertbfrobe16]

I believe they called it a sandwich in the 80's.

not sure about the 80's, but i think it was called, a daisy chain in the 70's.

 

[Young Sandwich]

not sure about the 80's, but i think it was called, a daisy chain in the 70's.

Then of course you have the French interpretation: Trois croissants aux fromage

 

[gertbfrobe16]

Then of course you have the French interpretation: Trois croissants aux fromage

Three rolls and cheese?