OT: 61st Obsequious Banter Thread: Peppermint Fatty Edition

[Striiker]

The world we live in.

I wonder if writers at The Onion are getting pissed that none of their articles are as far fetched as they're supposed to be. This is the kind of thing I'd expect to see there and the line between satire and truth is nearly gone.

 

[Cody Webster]

Yep, and purple is delicious. Popsicles, Gatorade, jelly, Fanta, jelly beans. Good stuff.

You're out of your mind. The only good thing purple is purple Skittles. Those are the shit

 

[Cody Webster]

i usually drink powerade instead of gatorade. but even then its not that often.
the blue powerade is what i would get if drinking it. whatever damn flavor that is.

Blue all the way. Gatorade or Powerade, both blue. I cut it in half though, need to mix it with water or it's way too sugary

 

[Cody Webster]

The world we live in.

This is down right embarrassing. The future is so f***ed.

 

[Magua]

You know he's going back to Chick-fil-A next month.

 

[Tripod]

Man the stuff you guys deal with in the States. Up here, people handle their own business.

NSFW

 

[Rebels57]

Last nights Westworld was magnificent

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Last nights Westworld was magnificent

You know what I am going to have to do? I don't have HBO out here at the moment (I will by the autumn at the latest), and the internet isn't robust enough to download stuff, so I am going to have to go into town and sit somewhere they have free wifi and download torrents to finish off the second half of the season. And I have already forgotten everything, so I am going to be so lost lol.

 

[Rebels57]

You know what I am going to have to do? I don't have HBO out here at the moment (I will by the autumn at the latest), and the internet isn't robust enough to download stuff, so I am going to have to go into town and sit somewhere they have free wifi and download torrents to finish off the second half of the season. And I have already forgotten everything, so I am going to be so lost lol.

"Go into town"

You really are in bumblef*** arent you? Lol

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

"Go into town"

You really are in bumble**** arent you? Lol

So much. It's not that bad though, because I don't want to deal with anyone IRL anyway. It's just the ****ing internet, it's so ****ed. Can you imagine me complaining about feeding monkeys bananas to get them to peddle stationary bikes to power the jungle internet and then coming back here ... and finding it even less modern? The universe is having a great big laugh, as usual, and is going to sprain its middle finger flipping me off this hard.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

If any of you ever think to yourselves, “It would be nice to live at the beach,” I would advise you to plan to be somewhere else from June to the end of August. Off to talk to my new neighbors about blaring music at their pool at 11pm for the 5th time on a work night since Memorial Day. **** summer. What kind of 55 year old man hangs out with exclusively frat bros?

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

If any of you ever think to yourselves, “It would be nice to live at the beach,” I would advise you to plan to be somewhere else from June to the end of August. Off to talk to my new neighbors about blaring music at their pool at 11pm for the 5th time on a work night since Memorial Day. **** summer. What kind of 55 year old man hangs out with exclusively frat bros?

How old is @Captain Dave Poulin?

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I have typed some crazy words together in sentences before, but get this:

"They have interrupted tonight's episode of 'The Bachelorette' to show a live handshake between US President Donald Trump and Kim Jong-Un."

True story. Then they went to Chick Fil A and outraged a bunch of turds lol.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

How old is @Captain Dave Poulin?

Not that old. And I never hang out with my frat bros, or anyone else.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

"Kim, how are you feeling?"

"I play 18 holes today, shoot 52. Feel good."

 

[JojoTheWhale]

And I never hang out with my frat bros, or anyone else.

How many of the chickens have names? You can tell us.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

How many of the chickens have names? You can tell us.

As far as I know, none of them have names. I call them all "****er," like "What do you want, ****er?" or "Why are you following me around, ****er?" or "Stop staring at me, you weird ****er." To be honest, I'm ashamed to be around them after I found out what that Chick Fil A guy said. They just strut around acting all innocent, but now I'm thinking "guilt by association, ****ers."

 

[Flyerfan13]

As far as I know, none of them have names. I call them all "****er," like "What do you want, ****er?" or "Why are you following me around, ****er?" or "Stop staring at me, you weird ****er." To be honest, I'm ashamed to be around them after I found out what that Chick Fil A guy said. They just strut around acting all innocent, but now I'm thinking "guilt by association, ****ers."

Check out the south park bookmobile episode u will get a kick out of that

 

[Chinatown88]

So how do we get Cap'n back to Japan? I think he might go crazy being on the farm.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

So how do we get Cap'n back to Japan? I think he might go crazy being on the farm.

I just got offered a Skype interview for next week by one of the language schools there, so we'll see how that goes.

 

[Danko]

So i called Comcast yesterday to play the game of trying to lower my bill, get a trial of hbo etc....they offered me 1,000mb Internet (Gig Internet), Netflix, Hbo, ShowTime, Starz, Cinemax, $100 prepaid visa gift card for something called a Super Triple Play which is $5 bucks cheaper then what im currently spending a month...but its on a 2 year contract. We haven't been locked into a contract for the last few years, cant remember how hard it is to get out of them after the two years is up?

 

[Young Sandwich]

So i called Comcast yesterday to play the game of trying to lower my bill, get a trial of hbo etc....they offered me 1,000mb Internet (Gig Internet), Netflix, Hbo, ShowTime, Starz, Cinemax, $100 prepaid visa gift card for something called a Super Triple Play which is $5 bucks cheaper then what im currently spending a month...but its on a 2 year contract. We haven't been locked into a contract for the last few years, cant remember how hard it is to get out of them after the two years is up?

It's not necessarily hard to get out of them unless you try to do so before the 2 years is up. The issue is finding a similar/better deal after those 2 years. It's basically a crapshoot and depends on what "deals" they have available at that time.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

So i called Comcast yesterday to play the game of trying to lower my bill, get a trial of hbo etc....they offered me 1,000mb Internet (Gig Internet), Netflix, Hbo, ShowTime, Starz, Cinemax, $100 prepaid visa gift card for something called a Super Triple Play which is $5 bucks cheaper then what im currently spending a month...but its on a 2 year contract. We haven't been locked into a contract for the last few years, cant remember how hard it is to get out of them after the two years is up?

Basically after those two years are up your bill will go up and it will be pretty much impossible to get a better deal after it.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Have my appeal with the city today regarding my bogus sewer citation.

This is going to be fun.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Have my appeal with the city today regarding my bogus sewer citation.

This is going to be fun.

Good luck.