OT: 61st Obsequious Banter Thread: Peppermint Fatty Edition

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Nothing "grape" flavored tastes like grapes at all.

I call that flavor "purple".

Yep, and purple is delicious. Popsicles, Gatorade, jelly, Fanta, jelly beans. Good stuff.

 

[Young Sandwich]

We all make mistakes. You might be the only person to make that particular one though.

Sidenote: Is anything at all grape-flavored good? Nothing springs to mind.

I just had a "grape" lifesaver mere minutes ago. They're delicious, but taste nothing like grape like Striiker said.

Honestly, most fruit flavored things don't actually taste like the fruit they're flavored after. I love when they just make shit up along the way too. Blue raspberry? Nah dude, that isn't actually a thing.

 

[Young Sandwich]

Yep, and purple is delicious. Popsicles, Gatorade, jelly, Fanta, jelly beans. Good stuff.

Fierce Grape Gatorade was my go to back in the day when my parents would spring for the good stuff. Otherwise it was that threat to humanity known as All Sport. Who in their right mind thought it was a good idea to carbonate a f***ing sports drink?

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Yep, and purple is delicious. Popsicles, Gatorade, jelly, Fanta, jelly beans. Good stuff.

I'm now very worried about you.

*Edit* Oh god, it's an epidemic.

 

[Young Sandwich]

I'm now very worried about you.

*Edit* Oh god, it's an epidemic.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I'm now very worried about you.

*Edit* Oh god, it's an epidemic.

You are worried about me because of Gatorade and not ... just everything else?

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

I’m drinking a fruit punch & berry Gatorade at this moment.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

You are worried about me because of Gatorade and not ... just everything else?

Only if it's Grape. It tastes like someone tried to recycle something that used to taste ok.

 

[YEM]

grape laffy taffy is good
the banana ones go right to the trash can

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

Mushrooms? I know, they're gross.

so is chewing tobacco

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

so is chewing tobacco

I know you are, but what am I?!?!

 

[Striiker]

I exclusively drink yellow gatorade.

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

i usually drink powerade instead of gatorade. but even then its not that often.
the blue powerade is what i would get if drinking it. whatever damn flavor that is.

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

I know you are, but what am I?!?!

I am probably slow, but uhh what?

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I am probably slow, but uhh what?

I thought we were having some fun name-calling, so I went to my go-to from fifth grade

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

I thought we were having some fun name-calling, so I went to my go-to from fifth grade

oh. lol
I dont get the appeal of chewing tobacco. then again I have never smoked a cigarette in my life.

 

[Amorgus]

Some grape things are great but some are off. I usually eat only green grapes so the grape flavoring REALLY doesn't taste like grapes to me. I love cherry and strawberry flavored stuff too but can take or leave the actual fruits. Cherry is a flavor that can make damn near anything better by adding it.

 

[Magua]

I scrolled down to the bottom of the thread and was greeted with this image. What the flying f*** did I do to deserve this?! Have mercy.

Also, that guy in the middle is one bad photoshop. He looks like he got stuck in the garbage compactor on the Death Star and C3PO was 20 seconds late.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

I scrolled down to the bottom of the thread and was greeted with this image. What the flying **** did I do to deserve this?! Have mercy

I blame noted Grape Gatorade Enthusiast @Captain Dave Poulin. It’s a known fact his other specialty is country music. Grounds for a Blocking if you ask me.

 

[Magua]

I blame noted Grape Gatorade Enthusiast @Captain Dave Poulin. It’s a known fact his other specialty is country music. Grounds for a Blocking if you ask me.

Dips tobacco, lives on a farm in Missouri, guzzles Grape Gatorade, massages chickens........

He is basically Toby Keith's target audience!

 

[Tripod]

When we got our first IHOP my friends went there and they ran out of pancake batter and orange juice. During that time they became the IHO?

I can honestly say as a former Mgr at Wendy's, we ran out of hamburgers before. Sometime bad ordering happens as you tend to order 5 days ahead of time...roughly.

No IHOPS here sadly.

 

[Tripod]

Dips tobacco, lives on a farm in Missouri, guzzles Grape Gatorade, massages chickens........

He is basically Toby Keith's target audience!

George Canyon approves of this message.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I reckon y'all are in for an ass h'whoopin'.

 

[Striiker]

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

The world we live in.