Captain Dave Poulin
Imaginary Cat
Country Club is best. Before the economy crashed it was 2.79 for a sixer. Now it's a whopping 3.50 or 4 bucks.
The cans, which looks like they were inspired by ****ing circus clowns, are the ideal size. Because you can just chug it quickly and move on to a new cold unit when you want to. With a 40, the thing is gonna get warm at the bottom and that's a slog to get through. Flavor when at its coldest is acceptable, and the price is unbeatable.
Mickey's is just flat out as good as Malt Liquor gets. Ergonomic bottle design makes bottles comfortable in the hand and easy to throw against the nearest building when you're done. Also comes with fun puzzles on the caps.
We used to beerbong Steel Reserve with shots of vodka added. One gets your night red-lined if you have to play catch up.
At Mizzou back in the 80's, we could get a case of what was called Red, White and Blue for $6. For a case. When you're 17 or 18 you're just happy when you can get beer, and you want to get drunk, so you don't care how bad it tastes. RW&B really tested the limit, though - it was truly vile. If cardboard could go without a shower for two weeks and then sweat through three t-shirts, that sweat is what RW&B would taste like. It didn't even have that metallic tang that cheap beer usually has, it was worse than that. But it was cheap.