Injury Report: 2023-24 Injuries Thread | LTIR: Brown, Sergachev | DTD: Johansson, Motte

[JFleegs]

They didn't even freeze the water. This is going to take forever.

Cap circumvention!

 

[StammerHammer]

Cap circumvention!

Cheaters!!

 

[bigdaddio]

With the dirty ass Panthers taking dirty intent to injure runs at Kuch, Sheary and Asseymonte we are lucky we don't have a few more guys on the list. League needs to start giving games to people who go for knee checks.

 

[Stammertime91]

With the dirty ass Panthers taking dirty intent to injure runs at Kuch, Sheary and Asseymonte we are lucky we don't have a few more guys on the list. League needs to start giving games to people who go for knee checks.

Not sure if butchered, not sure if that's your nickname for him but lol...

 

[EXTRAS]

Not sure if butchered, not sure if that's your nickname for him but lol...

Big daddy-o is only 1 step away from referring to him as AssMountain and I'm here for it.

They didn't even freeze the water. This is going to take forever.

This is actually unbelievable. I watched the replay of that injury so many times and was sure he wouldn't be back to start next season. It was gruesome. Definitely thought it was solidly a career changing injury.

 

[Felonious Python]

 

[Outl4w]

He must be Learning from the best Russian in the league how to use taxes and ltir to cheat against the cap. Heal up Sergachev. Love to see you come back for round 2 if we make it.

 

[Five Alarm Fire]

 

[Point21]

 

[StammerHammer]

That's pretty amazing. Good to see.

 

[Outl4w]

That's pretty amazing. Good to see.

I was just at that rink last night playing

 

[LightningStrikes]

At this pace Serg might return before Jeannot!

 

[DistantThunderRep]

The nightmare will return. None shall rest in peace.

 

[Rschmitz]

Seriously wtf Sergachev?!?! Unreal

 

[Flat Ronnie]

The nightmare will return. None shall rest in peace.

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Tbh - we can really use this dude right now. Esspecially in games like Saturday's. Just him being on the ice would have prevented some of those hits I would think.

 

[Sky04]

Tbh - we can really use this dude right now. Esspecially in games like Saturday's. Just him being on the ice would have prevented some of those hits I would think.

Last time he played against Florida he didn't prevent shit. Tkachuk was having a field day that game.

 

[Flat Ronnie]

Last time he played against Florida he didn't prevent shit. Tkachuk was having a field day that game.

Ok. Maybe I'm wrong

 

[DistantThunderRep]

Last time he played against Florida he didn't prevent shit. Tkachuk was having a field day that game.

Wasn't that the game he got hurt in?

 

[RussianGuyovich]

Jeannots problem is he is too good at fighting. What we need is the 2024 crombeen

 

[Rschmitz]

Jeannots problem is he is too good at fighting. What we need is the 2024 crombeen

If we wanted someone to hug the opposing team to death we should have just kept Maroon.

If Jeannot was a physical force on the ice when he wasn't fighting this wouldn't even be an issue, destroy the other team with some checks and they'll come to you.

He'd have to catch up to the other team and check them for that to be true though.

 

[RussianGuyovich]

If we wanted someone to hug the opposing team to death we should have just kept Maroon.

If Jeannot was a physical force on the ice when he wasn't fighting this wouldn't even be an issue, destroy the other team with some checks and they'll come to you.

He'd have to catch up to the other team and check them for that to be true though.

I know the stats disagree, but I do feel that Watson was a better hitter. Too bad he’s worse at everything else.

 

[Rschmitz]

I know the stats disagree, but I do feel that Watson was a better hitter. Too bad he’s worse at everything else.

Yeah, like you said unfortunately Watson is a plug. As much as we bag on Jeannot I still see flashes of what he could be.

 

[StammerHammer]

Jeannots problem is he is too good at fighting. What we need is the 2024 crombeen

The NHLPA would be opposed to Crombeen. Too many opposing players were getting their hands hurt when their punches were being stopped by his face.

 

[Renopucker]

If we wanted someone to hug the opposing team to death we should have just kept Maroon.

If Jeannot was a physical force on the ice when he wasn't fighting this wouldn't even be an issue, destroy the other team with some checks and they'll come to you.

He'd have to catch up to the other team and check them for that to be true though.

Totally agree. Massive hits, and even just good hits, have more in-game impact than dropping ‘em.

 

[TheDaysOf 04]

Just follow the Stamkos recovery plan