2019 Dallas Stars Off-Season Thread

[BigG44]

I really dont understand why we qualified Honka. Has to be something in play.

It was a wise decision. My hope is he'll just sign in Europe and play there for a few years. I don't think they're going to get value this summer.

 

[Satan]

GM Satan trades Gurianov, Cogliano, Colton Point and 1st (2020) to Buffalo for Rasmus Ristolainen

 

[Kcb12345]

Someone already posted it but oh well

 

[Zrhutch]

That’s former stars great mike commodore to you fellas. He would know

 

[Zapp]

You're behind KCB lol

 

[Kcb12345]

You're behind KCB lol

Damn this thread is so active right now I can't keep up

 

[Zapp]

GM Satan trades Gurianov, Cogliano, Colton Point and 1st (2020) to Buffalo for Rasmus Ristolainen

AGM BG nix this pls.

 

[Satan]

AGM BG nix this pls.

its good

 

[Zapp]

its good

Swap in Janmark for Guryanov

 

[Satan]

Swap in Janmark for Guryanov

I was thinking Janmark but I don't know why BUF would want so much salary garbage back in the deal

 

[serp]

GM Satan signs Dan Carr to a 1.5M deal

Didn't know two-way deals could be had at 1.5 m per.

 

[BigG44]

AGM BG nix this pls.

I'm busy extorting money to cover my ponies habit. Plus, I'm working on a new media rant for Lites. Sometimes I like to drink heavily and write memos for him

 

[Zapp]

I'm busy extorting money to cover my ponies habit. Plus, I'm working on a new media rant for Lites. Sometimes I like to drink heavily and write memos for him

WRITE IT!

 

[Satan]

Didn't know two-way deals could be had at 1.5 m per.

its a one way deal

 

[MrHeiskanen]

PACK UR SHAT

 

[Zapp]

I was thinking Janmark but I don't know why BUF would want so much salary garbage back in the deal

Janmark is still pretty athletic for having a dead knee replaced. I still think a team like buffalo would find value in a top 9 player with his skill set.


edit: nvm he has 1 year left until UFA, Buffalo probably wouldn't take that gamble.

 

[serp]

its a one way deal

But there's no reason for that. Pretty sure Carr would be had for way cheaper. No need to spend more money than you have to. I think GM Satan might not be cut out for this type of job. Especially this Daniel Carr obsession is just not healthy.

 

[MrHeiskanen]

Dallas Stars marketing girl I follow on Twitter liked that Commodore tweet.. if she has the intel to prepare assets/posts/etc. for July 1.

 

[Zapp]

But there's no reason for that. Pretty sure Carr would be had for way cheaper. No need to spend more money than you have to. I think GM Satan might not be cut out for this type of job. Especially this Daniel Carr obsession is just not healthy.

Thats GM/Coach/Head of Scouting and Player Development Satan to you.

I just did a video review and you're outta line, bub. CHALLENGE THE CALL ON THE ICE

 

[Johno]

Damn, we're running out of whipping boys in a hurry 'round these parts.

Jordie should be available and willing still

 

[Satan]

Janmark is still pretty athletic for having a dead knee replaced. I still think a team like buffalo would find value in a top 9 player with his skill set.


edit: nvm he has 1 year left until UFA, Buffalo probably wouldn't take that gamble.

yes thats why guryanov is in the trade

But there's no reason for that. Pretty sure Carr would be had for way cheaper. No need to spend more money than you have to. I think GM Satan might not be cut out for this type of job. Especially this Daniel Carr obsession is just not healthy.

it's too late for a rebuttal- i've already signed him - stop wasting keystrokes

 

[Satan]

you should be happy that Dan Carr is willing to play for Dallas and that i made him sign thepaperwork... im very good at my job!

 

[serp]

yes thats why guryanov is in the trade



it's too late for a rebuttal- i've already signed him - stop wasting keystrokes

Well thank goodness anything signed prior to July 1st is not valid yet. Still time to nix everything.

 

[BigG44]

A deal like Michael Mersch signed wouldn't be out of the question. Unfortunately, Texas already had quite a few veterans.

 

[Zapp]

you should be happy that Dan Carr is willing to play for Dallas and that i made him sign thepaperwork... im very good at my job!

"We've obtained an elite player"
-Jim Nill
-Satan