GDT: Yep, it's these #~(&!%@ guys again. CAR/CLB 3/25/2021

[Wolfpuck]

Wolfpuck’s Unofficial Bootleg Three Stars

1- NED
2- NACHOS
3- Atkinson (I have to be fair grrr)

 

[Stickpucker]

 

[MrazeksVengeance]

WE JUST MADE OUR WAY BACK
FROM A STRETCH STRAIGHT FROM HELL
I’M PRETTY SURE THAT WE
ARE NOT DOING SO WELL

SURE WE GOT A LOT OF POINTS
AND WE GAVE COLUMBUS THE BOOT
BUT NOW WE’RE ALL LOW ON ENERGY
AND NEED A LITTLE BOOST OH—

ALCOHOL ALCOHOL, PLEASE TAKE ME AWAY
I WANNA DRINK SO MUCH THAT I GET OFF THIS STUPID EARTH, HEY—
ALCOHOL, ALCOHOL, TELL ME YOU’LL BE TRUE
JÄGER GIN VODKA OR MOONSHINE CUZ ANYTHING WILL DO~

OUR TEAM’S LOOKING ROUGH
TENDER GIVE US THE GOOD STUFF
SOMETHING THAT WARMS OUR THROATS
AND MESSES UP OUR GUTS!
OUR LIVERS WON'T BE SAFE
THEY DON'T MATTER IN THIS CASE
BECAUSE WE ALL JUST WANNA DRINK
SAY SCREW THAT MATCH!! HOORAY!! OH!!

ALCOHOL, TAVERN CRAWL, LET’S GET ON OUR WAY
WE’RE GONNA CLEAR THEM ALL OUT IF WE GET TO HAVE OUR SAY HEY
ALCOHOL, TAVERN BRAWL, I SWEAR THAT THEY HIT FIRST
I KNOW I DIDN’T START IT SO YOU’D BEST SHOW ME YOUR WORST

 

[Roboturner913]

I didn't see that Foegele's stick was impeded in any way. He actually just missed that shit. Unbelievable

 

[TheReelChuckFletcher]

Well, Columbus needs all the loser points that they can get as Chicago falls back down to Earth. Good of us for getting the 2 points, we can let Columbus have one. They always play Tampa hard in the playoffs, maybe they can get another upset.

 

[Big Daddy Cane]

Necas may be better than Svech in the long run. Think about that.

Svechnikov is going through some growing pains right now. Give it some time.

Necas' development is exciting, though. This team may not ever have an Art Ross contender, but Aho/Teravainen/Svechnikov/Necas has the potential to be competitive with any other team's 4 best forwards.

 

[zman77]

 

[Lempo]

I'm very partial to Snake Plissken in the Kurt Russell question.

 

[Roboturner913]

Necas reminds me of 2nd year Aho, but way faster

 

[GIN ANTONIC]

I love how after the OT goal Nachos jumps into Aho’s arms and tries to re-create the dirty dancing scene but he’s so much bigger that Sebass is just like ‘yeah that’s not happening man’

 

[Lempo]

I love how after the OT goal Nachos jumps into Aho’s arms and tries to re-create the dirty dancing scene but he’s so much bigger that Sebass is just like ‘yeah that’s not happening man’

Can't blame though, he's having time of his life.

 

[zman77]

 

[The Faulker 27]

I love how after the OT goal Nachos jumps into Aho’s arms and tries to re-create the dirty dancing scene but he’s so much bigger that Sebass is just like ‘yeah that’s not happening man’

Svech in the background — deep voice... "Now I've had time of my life"

 

[TheReelChuckFletcher]

Svechnikov is going through some growing pains right now. Give it some time.

Necas' development is exciting, though. This team may not ever have an Art Ross contender, but Aho/Teravainen/Svechnikov/Necas has the potential to be competitive with any other team's 4 best forwards.

Also cheapens the anticipated Svech bridge some. He's still going to be only 21, so he's got time yet to explode offensively.

 

[Roboturner913]

It's unbelievable we have Aho, Necas and Svech. Teravainen is a world-class two-way player and it's like he's barely missed

 

[Svechhammer]

Aho, Svech, Turbo, Necas suddenly looks like a goddamn monster of a foundation to build around going forward. Throw in Slavin and Pesce on defense?

Good gawd, we have so much young talent on this team its ridiculous.

Oh, and Ned might actually be a legit good goalie. So thats a nice capper.

And we have Jarvis, Suzuki, Bokk, etc...

I need another drink. This sexy talk is getting me worked up.

 

[zman77]

 

[TheReelChuckFletcher]

It's unbelievable we have Aho, Necas and Svech. Teravainen is a world-class two-way player and it's like he's barely missed

That's a stretch. We really miss Teuvo and Trocheck. Several guys, however, have started to step up, particularly Necas.

 

[The Faulker 27]

...also Troch. Hopefully coming back soon

 

[tarheelhockey]

This wasn’t the way we’d have scripted it, but in its own way this is a tough, gutsy midseason road win. Those two points are huuuuuge come the end of the season... could very easily make the difference for home ice in a playoff series. There were plenty of ways they could have lost that game, and they didn’t.

 

[Stickpucker]

WE JUST MADE OUR WAY BACK
FROM A STRETCH STRAIGHT FROM HELL
I’M PRETTY SURE THAT WE
ARE NOT DOING SO WELL

I SURE WE GOT A LOT OF POINTS
AND WE GAVE THE COLUMBUS THE BOOT
BUT NOW WE’RE ALL LOW ON ENERGY
AND NEED A LITTLE BOOST OH—

ALCOHOL ALCOHOL, PLEASE TAKE ME AWAY
I WANNA DRINK SO MUCH THAT I GET OFF THIS STUPID EARTH, HEY—
ALCOHOL, ALCOHOL, TELL ME YOU’LL BE TRUE
JÄGER GIN VODKA OR MOONSHINE CUZ ANYTHING WILL DO~

OUR TEAM’S LOOKING ROUGH
TENDER GIVE US THE GOOD STUFF
SOMETHING THAT WARMS OUR THROATS
AND MESSES UP OUR GUTS!
OUR LIVERS WON'T BE SAFE
THEY DON'T MATTER IN THIS CASE
BECAUSE WE ALL JUST WANNA DRINK
SAY SCREW THAT MATCH!! HOORAY!! OH!!

ALCOHOL, TAVERN CRAWL, LET’S GET ON OUR WAY
WE’RE GONNA CLEAR THEM ALL OUT IF WE GET TO HAVE OUR SAY HEY
ALCOHOL, TAVERN BRAWL, I SWEAR THAT THEY HIT FIRST
I KNOW I DIDN’T START IT SO YOU’D BEST SHOW ME YOUR WORST

Yo dawg, I feel like you were born in the wrong era. You're not supposed to be a doctor you're supposed to be singing songs on a pirate ship.

 

[zman77]

 

[Big Daddy Cane]

Rewatching the flub, Foegele single-handedly created that chance with a quick stick on Jones at the line. Not a big deal overall.

 

[TheReelChuckFletcher]

Duplicate because lag

 

[Lempo]

Aho answered the stupid question just as I would have.

 

[Navin R Slavin]

It's unbelievable we have Aho, Necas and Svech. Teravainen is a world-class two-way player and it's like he's barely missed

I mean, when Tro comes back, we've got two legit #1 NHL lines. Aho/Necas/Nino, Tro/Turbo/Svech.

It's insane.

 

[Wolfpuck]

I mean, when Tro comes back, we've got two legit #1 NHL lines. Aho/Necas/Nino, Tro/Turbo/Svech.

It's insane.

Plus Ned can score any time he’s got the puck on his stick.