We Can Do Better!

[sabremike]

We also need to form a search party. ROR lost his love for the game. We can go find it for him.

Can we get Shawn Michaels to help him find his smile???

 

[Ralonzo]

I found Molson in the store down here the other day. Helps wash the sleeping pills down.

 

[Ralonzo]

The name on the front of the jersey is more important than the name on the back!

Robert Plant told me once, the sock in the front of the pants is more important than the sock in the back.

 

[valet]

ok so I figured it out

in order for the sabres to be good we'll have to start sacrificing small animals

who's with me?

 

[Duddy]

Can we get Shawn Michaels to help him find his smile???

Maybe he needs to tag with god against Housley and Botts.

 

[Chainshot]

ok so I figured it out

in order for the sabres to be good we'll have to start sacrificing small animals

who's with me?

I know this is in jest and no one would actually take it seriously.

 

[Sabresfansince1980]

ok so I figured it out

in order for the sabres to be good we'll have to start sacrificing small animals

who's with me?

I've been "sacrificing" squirrels on my property for a while. Does that count?

 

[Der Jaeger]

I've been "sacrificing" squirrels on my property for a while. Does that count?

Squirrels with laser beams?

 

[Chainshot]

The Sabres need to train some squirrels and get them on the ice. Agility, determination, that ability to allude pursuit. Heck, put a couple on Jack's wings and teach them they get all the acorns they can handle if the black disc hits the back of the other team's twine.

 

[Buffaloed]

The Sabres need to train some squirrels and get them on the ice. Agility, determination, that ability to allude pursuit. Heck, put a couple on Jack's wings and teach them they get all the acorns they can handle if the black disc hits the back of the other team's twine.

Eichel is the German word for Acorn. That kind of knowledge is what allows us to sleep at night.

 

[Chainshot]

Eichel is the German word for Acorn. That kind of knowledge is what allows us to sleep at night.

Yep. They might even get some chipmunks if necessary.

At this point, I need more of this:

 

[Der Jaeger]

Yep. They might even get some chipmunks if necessary.

At this point, I need more of this:

Eichel combined with David Hasselhof? A titan of a player with tremendous hair and and able to sing.

 

[Duddy]

Eichel is the German word for Acorn. That kind of knowledge is what allows us to sleep at night.

It's also the german word for glans.

No wonder he is so cocky.

 

[Chainshot]

Eichel combined with David Hasselhof? A titan of a player with tremendous hair and and able to sing.

I actually drank that beer back in '86 on a trip. I've never seen it since.

 

[haseoke39]

squirrel - Eichel - squirrel
squirrel - ROR - Reinhart
puma? - a dog who is good at faceoffs - Okposo
angry bird - angry bird - angry bird

squirrel with really long stick - Ristolainen
Scandella - monkey with a gun
could horses skate? x2

flexible bear
Ullmark

guaranteed to finish no worse

 

[TehDoak]

If we're talking about getting animals to skate and play, Pretty sure GM Jack would only want Boston Terriers.

 

[tsujimoto74]

Gotta keep that post quality up for the lottery. Now is not the time to lose focus. Don't lose your love for posting. Bag posts for the whole board for every spot we drop!

 

[Woodhouse]

The guards will be circling back, so I don't have very long, but comrades, remember to use your #fatstacks when the time comes! They've tried to silence our movement by stashing me away in Siberian gulags under some absurd *anti-whining ordinance* while their Boston crony conveniently *reset* the Sportsbook so that they can line their pockets with more and larger payoffs from other fanbases, continuously conspiring to keep us down. Persevere comrades and remember to stake your #fatstacks on the Sabres to win the lottery! We can do better!

 

[Royisgone]

In all honesty, I think I lost my passion for posting somewhere in the middle of the season.

 

[Der Jaeger]

The poster before me traded away all the talent for scrubs. And hired more posters who used a terrible system which caused young posters to stagnate in their development.

It’s not acceptable. Our poster group isn’t working. We need to make changes.

 

[Uberpecker]

The poster before me traded away all the talent for scrubs. And hired more posters who used a terrible system which caused young posters to stagnate in their development.

It’s not acceptable. Our poster group isn’t working. We need to make changes.

Seriously though, I know these are trying times but making fun of David Hasselhoff and the Germans' love for this Great Man is just off limits. He singlehandedly tore down the Berlin wall by virtue of only his great voice and hirsute sexiness, only to teach the world American table manners a couple of years later.
One can only speculate what a dire place our planet would be without this Great Teacher and his love for all sentient beings.

 

[Buffaloed]

I'm getting sick of these pathetic posts attempting to excuse the poor performance of players by saying they're playing hurt. It's time we recognized the posters here who have posted hurt and didn't allow it to affect their performance. I can't name sources but I have it on good authority that a number of you have posted with liver injuries.

 

[dugman]

I’vebeenpostingfromakeyboardwithabrokenspacebarformonths,butyoudon’tseememakingexcuses.

 

[Buffaloed]

The whining in the Bills draft is embarrassing. The Bills just made the playoffs and the fans want more? How spoiled we've become. The games don't matter. It's the PROCESS that counts. A good process can produce as much satisfaction and liver damage as a Super Bowl. We withstood a 17 year drought. Now isn't the time to get soft and think about winning.

 

[Dirty Dog]

Do better?

We objectively can’t. See bills draft thread.