We Can Do Better!

[ZZamboni]

I’ve done better! I haven’t cared about the Bills since Kelly retired. I’m consistent

 

[Sabre the Win]

After watching 4 losing super bowls as a child I lost interest in football. Got back into it in the early 2000's and adopted the Eagles in the early McNabb and Westbrook days and I've recently been rewarded with seeing a championship win and cheering for a championship team.

I carry my enthusiasm over to the Sabres and this draft. I believe guys I really do but the moral of my story is, maybe chose a different team to find happiness

 

[oldgoalie]

What is this NFL of which you speak?

 

[valet]

hey guys, i've been doing some thinking and i've realized that i've got to work harder this summer. i need to drink excessively and sit on my porch chain-vaping until the early morning hours, reading and commenting on hfboards threads to stir up maximum controversy with each and every post. it's time to face the music. a good season starts with a good off-season, and a good off-season should leave me sleep deprived, overly aggressive, and afraid of real life social interactions. the future starts now.

 

[Buffaloed]

hey guys, i've been doing some thinking and i've realized that i've got to work harder this summer. i need to drink excessively and sit on my porch chain-vaping until the early morning hours, reading and commenting on hfboards threads to stir up maximum controversy with each and every post. it's time to face the music. a good season starts with a good off-season, and a good off-season should leave me sleep deprived, overly aggressive, and afraid of real life social interactions. the future starts now.

Don't forget to add cholesterol rich foods to your diet. Little things like always eating wings with the skin rather than chicken fingers will help you reach a competitive cholesterol ratio. There's no reason not to snack just because you're not hungry. A good pair of earbuds/headphones that can handle 120dB is recommended. When you're ready (pro level lifestyle) we'll discuss how to balance energy drinks and sleeping pills.

 

[Der Jaeger]

I'm stripping my house down to the studs this summer, and rebuilding. I'm only using character material which moves fast and is good in the room. No more sheet rock walls that complain that they need to do a better job keeping us warm in the winter.

 

[Sabre the Win]

I'm stripping my house down to the studs this summer, and rebuilding. I'm only using character material which moves fast and is good in the room. No more sheet rock walls that complain that they need to do a better job keeping us warm in the winter.

You should probably let your family know there will be some suffering.

 

[Chainshot]

Tim Bits for everyone!

 

[SnuggaRUDE]

Nice hustle boys

 

[Buffaloed]

I'd like to thank everyone who participated in the thought exercise we used to win the lottery. Next season we plan on using this to influence the officiating. We are going to think our way to the Stanley Cup.

 

[tsujimoto74]

Good work, team. Orange slices and Capri Sun for everyone!

 

[Der Jaeger]

Well done team.

 

[brian_griffin]

 

[Der Jaeger]

I think the Sabres owe our board some compensation for getting Dahlin. We worked really hard for this moment.

 

[Chainshot]

I think the Sabres owe our board some compensation for getting Dahlin. We worked really hard for this moment.

As a reward, we get to watch them again next year.

Hello? The line seems to have gone dead.

 

[Buffaloed]

I'd like to commend our posters for filling in the missing facts in what will be known as the "Brandon Matter". We'll refer to it as the BM for short.

 

[Der Jaeger]

We underestimated our collective power. This thread might generate world peace at this rate.

 

[Der Jaeger]

We underestimated our collective power. This thread might generate world peace at this rate.

Or, an even greater feat..........

Let's focus this thread on a healthy, productive Bogosian.

 

[Chainshot]

Or, an even greater feat..........

Let's focus this thread on a healthy, productive Bogosian.

World peace? Sur—wait. A healthy and productive Broke? You had me up to that point.

 

[Buffaloed]

We need to stay ahead of the curve and anticipate developing situations to prepare us to deal with scenarios not on our radar. In the coming weeks the rules committee will be studying whether we need a no lick policy and how to best implement it. We're also looking into wedgies.

 

[Der Jaeger]

In support of the league's no licking policy, I eat ice cream with a spoon now. I won't get it on a cone anymore.

 

[Der Jaeger]

In support of a Tom Wilson trade, I've started doing everything in my life 43 times.

 

[Chainshot]

In support of a Tom Wilson trade, I've started doing everything in my life 43 times.

Dude, your bathroom breaks will only be equaled by and necessitated by the epic nature of your coffee breaks.

 

[TehDoak]

Is it true we cured Eddie o’s Cancer?

 

[Chainshot]

Arms to failure, planks, and nearly hurling... a usual morning. Gotta show Botts we're worthy.