Useless Thread MDCCCXXXix : Accidentally on Purpose Typo Appreciation Thread

[Oogie Boogie]

lol nfl players critiquing madden

I'm enjoying it so far.
Granted all I'm playing at the moment is Face of the Franchise and I have not bought a Madden game in YEARS.

 

[John Price]

the last race I did was for Brucie in GTA IV where I started 8th place and shot out the window at all the other cars before winning

 

[Oogie Boogie]

 

[John Price]

@MetalheadPenguinsFan I think they took out the line in GTA IV where Niko says during the bank robbery "I ain't going to jail in this country"

if you look at youtube some guy made a list of all the possible options for that mission

lol

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[Oogie Boogie]

I had this game when I was young!

 

[PanthersPens62]

 

[Satan]

 

[TheGreenTBer]

i really hate squirrels

 

[Satan]

 

[Kairi Zaide]

i really hate squirrels

why they're so cute and adorbs

there are a few that come to my parents balcony to steal food from the birds so sometimes when i'm there i'll feed one by hand (not that it matters since they would steal the birds' food anyway), and it's so adorbs when they climb on my hands to get food

 

[TheGreenTBer]

why they're so cute and adorbs

there are a few that come to my parents balcony to steal food from the birds so sometimes when i'm there i'll feed one by hand (not that it matters since they would steal the birds' food anyway), and it's so adorbs when they climb on my hands to get food

they ruin birdfeeders, make a mess of the lawn and drop falling nuts on my daughter's head.

if I had one in front of me I would nail it to a cross alive and throw it into a river.

 

[Kairi Zaide]

they ruin birdfeeders, make a mess of the lawn and drop falling nuts on my daughter's head.

if I had one in front of me I would nail it to a cross alive and throw it into a river.

they make a mess because of your birdfeeders

if you don't want them on your lawn, then simply don't place birdfeeders, that's why they keep coming

if you don't want to remove them because you enjoy seeing birds and all, then put food that is more easily accessible elsewhere, that should help leave the birds alone (and this is basically what my parents do)

 

[TheGreenTBer]

they make a mess because of your birdfeeders

if you don't want them on your lawn, then simply don't place birdfeeders, that's why they keep coming

if you don't want to remove them because you enjoy seeing birds and all, then put food that is more easily accessible elsewhere, that should help leave the birds alone (and this is basically what my parents do)

That's not entirely accurate. I haven't had a birdfeeder in my yard in 2 years and these worthless rodent spawns of satan are still here because of the oak and hickory trees (southern New England is loaded with oak trees.) Squirrels will hoard food and will take anything they can find no matter what it is. It's not like I'm going to remove a gorgeous shagbark hickory tree, it would cost many thousands of dollars.

Anyone that causes my daughter harm, whether animal or human, will regret it.

 

[Siamese Dream]

@John Price



I can't spake!

 

[John Price]

@John Price



I can't spake!

you see hotd yet

 

[Siamese Dream]

North American grey squirrels are a horrendously invasive species

The native British red squirrel has been almost entirely wiped out because of them when they were introduced to the ecosystem here

 

[Siamese Dream]

Even then they're not considered that much of a pest here compared to how lots of people in NA feel about them

But that's probably because people in the UK actually let their cats outside, so I expect that deters squirrels and they stick to woodland areas and away from residential gardens

 

[Oogie Boogie]

Chipmunks are super cute

 

[Kairi Zaide]

That's not entirely accurate. I haven't had a birdfeeder in my yard in 2 years and these worthless rodent spawns of satan are still here because of the oak and hickory trees (southern New England is loaded with oak trees.) Squirrels will hoard food and will take anything they can find no matter what it is. It's not like I'm going to remove a gorgeous shagbark hickory tree, it would cost many thousands of dollars.

Anyone that causes my daughter harm, whether animal or human, will regret it.

then put other stuff around

and, we are the ones invading on their natural habitat that hey have occupied for thousands of years

 

[Hammettf2b]

@John Price



I can't spake!

you know of any videos that explain the parc ferme rules and what not? I'm not sure how they are enforced when it comes to changing setups and what not. Had a race in the rain but practice/quali in the dry and was afraid to change anything so i was slow af in the race lol

 

[TheGreenTBer]

then put other stuff around

Are you suggesting I feed a squirrel? The only things I'd consider feeding them are strychnine or capsaicin.

They don't need to be fed, they are extraordinarily capable of finding their own food because they're incredibly smart and capable. If you feed them, they won't eat your feed and leave other stuff alone, they will eat your feed AND the other stuff.

and, we are the ones invading on their natural habitat that hey have occupied for thousands of years

I don't disagree with that, but there are plenty of other oak forests around they can go play in nearby. I'd prefer if they don't hurt my daughter.

 

[John Price]

Busy applying for work

 

[TheGreenTBer]

OH MY GOD IT'S FINALLY RAINING

HALF THE TOWNS AROUND ME HAVE BEEN UNDER WATER BANS FOR A MONTH OR MORE

PRAISE EVERY GOD IN EVERY RELIGION ON EARTH