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[Sega Dreamcast]

mfw I'm not playing bf4:

 

[John Price]

Want to buy Spiderman, but $40 for a 5 year old game pisses me off.

I don't give a shit that it's a remaster, the game originally came out in 2018.

This "re-release" is because it was originally an exclusive, which also pisses me off.

And apparently it's optimized like shit, which means lazy port.

overwhelmingly positive...

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

"Your game session has expired, please log out and then log in again"

Log out of what, battlelog or the EA app

 

[John Price]

when miles morales costs less than the original spider man on pc

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did you log out and log back in

guess is ea app to be sure

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

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overwhelmingly positive...

How many of these “reviews” were purchased and paid for???

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Even so, you would gullibly buy anything

@John Price

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I got 3 chopper destroys with the sraw in about 5 minutes.

These noob chopper pilots flying slow and close

 

[John Price]

I got 3 chopper destroys with the sraw in about 5 minutes.

These noob chopper pilots flying slow and close

You: 20-10
Me: 7-12

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

You: 20-10
Me: 7-12

I can't aim for shit right now.

I just missed an entire clip into someone's back

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Shot an sraw at a helo, got a double kill on the passengers

 

[John Price]

I can't aim for shit right now.

I just missed an entire clip into someone's back

we were up by like 200 then they started taking f***ing points

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

31-16
11 sraw kills, 3 chopper destroys

Disappointed at how shit I was aiming at times, lost 6-7 winnable firefights

 

[John Price]

going to watch usa mexico then sleep

gg

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

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overwhelmingly positive...

okay, now let's actually read some of those reviews:

"B-b-b-but those are the recent reviews, not the most helpful reviews."

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Top 5 most helpful reviews, all shorter than a Tweet, 2 people with less than 20 hours of gameplay

Steam reviews aren't worth a shit

 

[John Price]

USA #1.

Mexico...A PHEW!

 

[John Price]

 

[Paul Simonon]

this minor league team is named Jersey Shore @Paul Simonon

Things are about to get really f***ing gully

 

[PanthersPens62]

Hint I don't think you'd be too happy

You'd be very correct.

 

[PanthersPens62]

“Cookout” eh?? That mess looks more like “Look Out” because that is what Mr. Price will be yelling as he frantically races to the toilet in a few hours.

Not only does that burger have way too much lettuce, but that is one greasy-ass looking corndog. And is that some kinda hipster tater tot nonsense with…peas and rice???

at your pathetic attempt to try and look healthy there. Did you get a large Diet Coke to go with it too??



Why would we eat snow??? And moose meat is actually quite tasty, f*** you very much.

Furthermore….

- We Canadians know enough to go grocery shopping before we run out of things. “It’s just common sense, eh???…”

- Unlike your tubby American ass, we know enough to say “no thank you, I’m full!!”

- Unlike Americans , we don’t need to deep fry everything in order to think it tastes good. Or cover it in 2 bags of sugar either.

- We don’t deep fry butter-on-sticks or need to mainline a litre of Ranch dressing as a nation once a week.

- Nor do our poor eat squirrels, possums, or the pigeon they might have ran over in the PM after driving back from work.

- Our Asians don’t eat/serve dogmeat.

10/10!!!!

 

[Ben Grimm]

Everyone's concerned about AI, but if you know computers it's impossible, plus we could just pull the plug, destroy power sources, and you need a human body to do some things. Also, some scientists think we're past the point of no return in climate change anyways.

Hollywood is inaccurate and not woke: Movies and TV shows set in the 60s and 70s are unrealistic. I was around adults and the amount of drinking and smoking is greatly exaggerated. Also, gay characters in all eras of fiction usually act differently which is the opposite of my life experience.

 

[PanthersPens62]

Well sadi!!!!!

 

[John Price]

LOL MEXICO

 

[John Price]

You'd be very correct.

it's only 13 minutes. his tv show went an hour.

 

[John Price]

2-LEG PARLAY
Washington Nationals +1.5 | Run Line, Cleveland Guardians +1.5 | Run Line
WASHINGTON NATIONALS +1.5
-125
MLB Run Line
NATIONALS
ASTROS

FINAL
06/15
CLEVELAND GUARDIANS +1.5
-178
MLB Run Line
GUARDIANS
PADRES

FINAL
06/15


Odds:
+180
Cash Wager:
$0.40
Paid Out:
$1.12