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[John Price]

@Oogie Boogie

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Why are so many people out there? Do all of these men not know who their father is?

In storyline, we know Paul Bearer is Kane's father, why is he out there

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

i don't think they're letting me bet on UVA Florida college world series

Gotta leave some things for the real gamblers.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

YouTube video

Yes it's short but..not only is that descending, chuggy riff that Mustaine plays in the intro here ominously sinister as f*** (as we both know), but man... bootleg audio recording or not...the tone Dave got out of his B.C. Rich Bich there is so f***ing menacing.

Ditto for Gar's snare/cymbals.

I'm curiously wondering if this was the Detroit gig where Chuck Behler first got hired as Gar's drum-tech, as Chuck mentioned here....



@TheGreenTBer

 

[TheGreenTBer]

Why are so many people out there? Do all of these men not know who their father is?

In storyline, we know Paul Bearer is Kane's father, why is he out there

The part of that bit that is truly funny is HHH's reaction to the announcement. It never fails to crack me up.

Also, Vince may be a dirtbag and stopped having a creative bone in his body at one point, but I think he was such a good heel character at times and I stand by that.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

My brain just now: “Man…that raw, dark, nasty tone of Mustaine’s “Rich Bich” when he plays that chugging, evil descending intro riff in that Detroit ‘87 rendition of “Mary Jane” sounds just like… “the buzzsaw revving of a thrash metal chainsaw that is running on speedballs and booze!!!”

@TheGreenTBer

#HighThoughts

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

The part of that bit that is truly funny is HHH's reaction to the announcement. It never fails to crack me up.

Also, Vince may be a dirtbag and stopped having a creative bone in his body at one point, but I think he was such a good heel character at times and I stand by that.

Yeah he was great because “Mr. McMahon” was essentially like…. the living embodiment of “the big rich boss every working American hates/the big-bucks shitheel boss every average American working schmuck either had at the moment (or had had in the past) and that they would love to absolutely shit-stomp.

Take that rich, corporate, asshat character…proceed to have him feud with, his plans repeatedly foiled by, and have him get physically f***ed up by his own employee…who happens to be the ass kickin’, beer-guzzlin’, bird-flippin’, Texas-fried, workin’-man, hillbilly hellraiser known as “Stone Cold Steve Austin”….and you my friend, have a recipe for success every week.

The Austin/McMahon feud was great to watch growing up.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Part of the dynamic that worked so well was that Vince could be such a despicable and awful character because Stone Cold was always there to whoop his ass.

He would occasionally get one over on Austin, but it wasn't a weekly occurrence and Austin was never made to look like a f***ing moron.

That's why the ending of Rock/Austin at Wrestlemania 17 is so stupid, Austin selling out and joining Vince is the antithesis of his entire character up to that point.

 

[TheGreenTBer]

Part of the dynamic that worked so well was that Vince could be such a despicable and awful character because Stone Cold was always there to whoop his ass.

He would occasionally get one over on Austin, but it wasn't a weekly occurrence and Austin was never made to look like a f***ing moron.

That's why the ending of Rock/Austin at Wrestlemania 17 is so stupid, Austin selling out and joining Vince is the antithesis of his entire character up to that point.

I know you posted it before but that bit with Mic Foley blowing the kazoo in a bedridden Vince's face is one of the funniest things they've ever done.

 

[John Price]

people nerding out over classic attitude era content is peak UT

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I know you posted it before but that bit with Mic Foley blowing the kazoo in a bedridden Vince's face is one of the funniest things they've ever done.

"She does this trick with a dog that you won't believe," as a clown walks in holding balloon animals.

 

[TheGreenTBer]

"She does this trick with a dog that you won't believe," as a clown walks in holding balloon animals.

I also love the sound of the bedpan hitting vince's head.

Apparently Lawler had to take his headset off at that part because he was laughing so hard.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I also love the sound of the bedpan hitting vince's head.

Apparently Lawler had to take his headset off at that part because he was laughing so hard.

That bedpan should be in the Hall of Fame

Legendary.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

delete

 

[John Price]

Canada is not very good at soccerball.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Canada is not very good at soccerball.

No1currs about soccer here.

f*** the socerball!!!!

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Delete

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

delete

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Delete

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Lock er’ up

 

[John Price]

No1currs about soccer here.

f*** the socerball!!!!

Incorrect @Paul Simonon and zaide are obsess with Canadian MMT