Speculation: Tom Dundon so cheap

[The Faulker 27]

Dundon so cheap he joined halfway through the conference call cause time is money.

 

[Roboturner913]

Isn't it illegal for a Finn to throw away a Nokia phone?

Fun fact: when Nokia's phone division got bought by Microsoft, my boss at the time, who was also on the board at Nokia, tried to give us all new Windows phones.

That did not go over well.

I had one of those Nokia Windows phones. I liked it a lot. App developers were only interested in Apple and Android though, so eventually support dried up. It really was a good phone though. Cheap, sturdy and fast.

 

[Svechhammer]

Tom Dundon so cheap he doesn't buy toilet paper, he wipes his ass with $20m bills

 

[vorbis]

This phone was ****ing awesome.

I bought and used 4 different colors of this phone on 3 different continents over 2001-2005 and it was such a beautiful piece of technology.

 

[Navin R Slavin]

Tom Dundon so cheap he doesn't buy toilet paper, he wipes his ass with $20m bills

Canadian $20 bills.

 

[Navin R Slavin]

No, it's literally a sport:

Mobile phone throwing - Wikipedia

Lol. f***ing Finland, man.

 

[Svechhammer]

Canadian $20 bills.

Ain't nobody got time for fake Monopoly cash

 

[Navin R Slavin]

Ain't nobody got time for fake Monopoly cash

But they're so much softer.

 

[Svechhammer]

But they're so much softer.

Color coded, for her pleasure

 

[Unsustainable]

But they're so much softer.

It’s made from hemp

 

[My Special Purpose]

Tom Dundon so cheap, even when his players get offer sheeted they get lowballed.

 

[Roboturner913]

Canadian $20 bills.

AKA, toilet paper

 

[Roboturner913]

Lol. ****ing Finland, man.

This sounds like a great idea for a motherfreaking storm surge

 

[Roboturner913]

Tom Dundon so cheap he moved out of his Quebec vacation home on a day that was not Moving Day so he could pay the moving company a lower rate

 

[HisIceness]

Tom Dundon so cheap he moved franchise to Houston only to be minority owner under Tillman Fertetta. But Houston really close to Dallas so makes sense!

 

[LyricalLyricist]

I'm a habs fan and found this thread hilarious. Cheers

 

[Roboturner913]

I'm a habs fan and found this thread hilarious. Cheers

Tom Dundon so cheap, he hasn't matched the offer sheet because the 10 cent BIC pen he's been using since 1986 finally ran out of ink and he doesn't want to buy another one.

 

[NotOpie]

AKA, toilet paper

Tom Dundon so cheap, he used a hand-full of Loonies instead of a Canadian $20....the screams could be heard throughout PNC Arena.

 

[Roboturner913]

Tom Dundon so cheap he wouldn't spring for the primer course to teach Habs fans that the Tom Dundon so cheap thread is heavily steeped in sarcasm

 

[Vagrant]

tom dundon is so cheap he uses a sun faded bojangles cup from his car for free refills when he eats inside and fills up when he's leaving

 

[Lempo]

No but really I feel like a goddamn Wolverine meme watching that Nokia 3210 on my smart phone screen.

 

[Neighbor Lee]

...so cheap he outsourced Hamilton the pig to the fans

 

[MinJaBen]

I guess I’m famous now?

 

[SvechneJerk]

I guess I’m famous now?

The word you’re looking for is infamous.

 

[HisIceness]

I guess I’m famous now?

When will you be appearing on the Jimmy Kimmel late night show?