Speculation: Tom Dundon so cheap

[CandyCanes]

Tom Dundon is so cheap that he only owns an NHL team and not an NFL team...

 

[The Jerk Store]

Dundon so cheap he wears pesoloafers instead of pennyloafers.

 

[Navin R Slavin]

Dundon so cheap he wears pesoloafers instead of pennyloafers.

Venezuelan centimo loafers.

0.01 VEF = 0.0000000402 USD

 

[Lempo]

Venezuelan centimo loafers.

0.01 VEF = 0.0000000402 USD

Is this rate still up to date?

 

[Navin R Slavin]

Is this rate still up to date?

Is the timestamp between our messages identical? No? Then no.

Hyperinflation is a bitch.

 

[NotOpie]

This is a highly, semi-educated group....and for the record, we like our group.

 

[HisIceness]

Tom Dundon is so cheap that he only owns an NHL team and not an NFL team...

Dundon so cheap he wouldn't buy the Carolina Panthers when they were for sale.

 

[Tryamw]

This is a highly, semi-educated group....and for the record, we like our group.

Sick and Demented are we.. Especially to like me..

 

[garnetpalmetto]

Makes kids covet material goods.
Sneaks around at night.
Cavorts with strange and magical creatures.
Favors red outerwear.

Are we sure they are not one and the same?

Can't be. @DaveG doesn't have a beard.

Tom Dundon so cheap that next season team meals will be catered by Chef Boyardee

 

[Roboturner913]

Tom Dundon so cheap the much-speculated-on new road jerseys will be no jerseys. We'll play shirts vs. skins

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

Tom Dundon so cheap the much-speculated-on new road jerseys will be no jerseys. We'll play shirts vs. skins

And we’ll always be the skins. Dundon is too cheap to buy shirts.

 

[NotOpie]

Can't be. @DaveG doesn't have a beard.

Tom Dundon so cheap that next season team meals will be catered by Chef Boyardee

Having an actual Chef is pretty high class....that guy's world famous....

 

[Wolfpuck]

Dundon so cheap he went to the Eugene Melnyk School of Cheap and didn’t pay his tuition.

 

[Tryamw]

Dundon so cheap he went to the Eugene Melnyk School of Cheap and didn’t pay his tuition.

Now that.... is cheap...

 

[NotOpie]

Dundon so cheap he went to the Eugene Melnyk School of Cheap and didn’t pay his tuition.

and failed out...

 

[WreckingCrew]

and failed out...

Failing out has nothing to do with being cheap...unless it's because he couldn't afford a pencil & paper...

 

[NotOpie]

Failing out has nothing to do with being cheap...unless it's because he couldn't afford a pencil & paper...

#details

 

[57special]

Dundon so cheap that he will lose Waddell to the Wild, who actually give out contracts to their employees!

 

[WreckingCrew]

Tom Dundon so cheap, he's constantly offering people a penny for their thoughts in hopes they'll give him their 2 cents

 

[MinJaBen]

Tom Dundon so cheap, he's constantly offering people a penny for their thoughts in hopes they'll give him their 2 cents

That’s really funny right there.

 

[HisIceness]

Tom Dundon so cheap, he's constantly offering people a penny for their thoughts in hopes they'll give him their 2 cents

Insert Shaq laughing gif here

 

[Lempo]

Tom Dundon so cheap, he's constantly offering people a penny for their thoughts in hopes they'll give him their 2 cents

So... like always, the penny comes from the denier of the French.

French denier - Wikipedia

 

[NotOpie]

Tom Dundon is so cheap that he's letting his president and GM interview for a lesser role with another NHL team.

 

[Svechhammer]

Tom Dundon so cheap he's letting Minnesota negotiate Waddell's extension for him

 

[57special]

The offer sheet scenario worked out so well with Aho that Dundon thinks it's in play with Waddell, too.