Speculation: Tom Dundon so cheap

[Roboturner913]

Tom Dundon so cheap, Waddel's rental car when he was in Minnesota was a Tata Nano

 

[NotOpie]

Tom Dundon so cheap, Waddel's rental car when he was in Minnesota was a Tata Nano

Tom Dundon's so cheap that Waddell's Minnesota rental car was an Uber.

 

[HisIceness]

I hear in Minnesota you just take a Wolf everywhere. That is if the Wolf doesn't eat you first.

 

[TheReelChuckFletcher]

Dundon so cheap that the Canes now have the 2nd highest...wait a minute.

 

[sheriff bart]

Dundon so cheap, he saw Gardiner on the sale rack and couldn't stop himself from saving $8M dollars.

 

[MinJaBen]

Tom Dundon is so cheap that when he spends over the cap, it’s only over his own brand of cap.

 

[Boom Boom Apathy]

Dundon so cheap, he saw Gardiner on the sale rack and couldn't stop himself from saving $8M dollars.

And I heard he used coupons as well.

 

[Lempo]

Tom Dundon så snål he pays his gardiner in installments.

 

[Stubu]

Tom Dundon so cheap, he...

he...

he went temporarily over cap just to prevent Canes fans having any more Tom Dundon so cheap memes at his expense.

 

[MinJaBen]

Tom Dundon så snål he pays his gardiner in installments.

Gardiner replacing Slavin on the 1st par confirmed.

 

[MinJaBen]

Tom Dundon so cheap, he...

he...

he went temporarily over cap just to prevent Canes fans having any more Tom Dundon so cheap memes at his expense.

Welp, he can’t win them all, now can he.

 

[Lempo]

Tom Dundon so cheap he gets his gamebook from Ikea.

 

[HisIceness]

Tom Dundon so cheap he let TopGolf competitor DriveShack open up a business 1 mile from PNC Arena.

 

[Stubu]

Tom Dundon so cheap he only paid for GARDNER for the jersey.

[This one is hard. Requires you to go visit the main board thread yourself to get it. Tom Dundon, he that cheap.]

 

[Stubu]

Dundon so cheap he went to the Eugene Melnyk School of Cheap and didn’t pay his tuition.

Seriously, I don't have the heart to even tell any Sens fan about this thread, let alone link to it... How one like it can possibly be amusing and gladdening instead of just the usual dose of depressant would be the final straw for too many of them poor camels/souls...

 

[SlavinAway]

Tom Dundon so cheap he only paid for GARDNER for the jersey.

[This one is hard. Requires you to go visit the main board thread yourself to get it. Tom Dundon, he that cheap.]

There’s no I in Gardner!

 

[CandyCanes]

Tom Dundon so cheap that he’s going to expect Jake Gardiner to do the gardening at PNC Arena.

 

[MinJaBen]

Tom Dundon so cheap that he’s going to expect Jake Gardiner to do the gardening at PNC Arena.

Dundon: “I was talking about landscaping at my house!!!”
Waddell: “Oh. Well, Maybe we should talk about the pool party you were referring to last week. Is that also referring to your house?”
Dundon: “What else could it possibly mean?!?”
Waddell:

 

[Lempo]

Dundon: “I was talking about landscaping at my house!!!”
Waddell: “Oh. Well, Maybe we should talk about the pool party you were referring to last week. Is that also referring to your house?”
Dundon: “What else could it possibly mean?!?”
Waddell:

- So... Tom... when you told you need line flushed out of the jets the first thing after you get your... gardener...
- From the garden sprinklers, Don. What?

 

[Justshootmore]

Well...

 

[Roboturner913]

Tom Dundon so cheap he gets a solo seat in the nosebleeds and charges his iPhone 5 with a potato battery

 

[Chrispy]

Well...View attachment 265415

Dundon won't spring for an Undercover Boss disguise; wants it covered by CBS.