The Official Jeff Skinner Trade Thread Drinking Game

[garnetpalmetto]

 

[spockBokk]

There are absolutely no words for this:

http://thehockeypress.sportsblog.co...rade--jeff-skinner-to-montreal-canadiens.html

 

[Finnish Jerk Train]

There are absolutely no words for this:

http://thehockeypress.sportsblog.co...rade--jeff-skinner-to-montreal-canadiens.html

TL;DR - Skinner for MTL's second and two nobodies who can barely hack it in the AHL and/or Europe.

I'm just going to delete everything else I had planned to say, except for this...

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

TL;DR - Skinner for MTL's second and two nobodies who can barely hack it in the AHL and/or Europe.

I'm just going to delete everything else I had planned to say, except for this...

You are far kinder than I sir lol

 

[StormCast]

There are absolutely no words for this:

http://thehockeypress.sportsblog.co...rade--jeff-skinner-to-montreal-canadiens.html

Horrible. They must be overlooking the fact that Skinner is a tripe threat: legit NHL scorer, ex-figure skater and former child actor. Heck he probably even rubbed shoulder with Ed Norton and Danny DeVito. Gotta be worth something.

 

[RodTheBawd]

I wish I didn't give that "article" a view. Was that some Montreal middle school kid's homework assignment? Even for a 13 year old, that was horrible, and deserves an F.

 

[Sens1Canes2]

So two guys who haven't played in the NHL, and a 2nd? Sweet.

 

[garnetpalmetto]

So two guys who haven't played in the NHL, and a 2nd? Sweet.

I think that falls under the JR Stupid Pills rule, so everybody chug.

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

The writer makes it sound like we could draft another Skinner with the 2nd laugh:

 

[garnetpalmetto]

The writer makes it sound like we could draft another Skinner with the 2nd laugh:

Well of course. There are plenty of brain damaged figure-skating smurfs in the 2nd round.

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

I really hope that article didn't somehow find its way onto the main board lol

 

[NotOpie]

I really hope that article didn't somehow find its way onto the main board lol

Even better, I hope it does!

 

[DaveG]

Hank's Gambit Accepted once it does. I mean literally the ****ing second.

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

Hank's Gambit Accepted once it does. I mean literally the ****ing second.

so you openly advocate that nonsense on the mb, but yelled and swore at me when i made a joke about posting the checkers nascar video on it?

#doublestandarddave

 

[DaveG]

The first rule of Facebook chat is you don't talk about Facebook chat.



Besides, I'm just advocating the drinking part #ulteriormotives

 

[Finlandia WOAT]

actually, why don't we have group facebook chat?

Or something.

 

[the halleJOKEL]

because i would find a way to ruin it

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

The first rule of Facebook chat is you don't talk about Facebook chat.

fair enough, we probably both have a lot of dirt on each other, i will let sleeping dogs lie

 

[NotOpie]

fair enough, we probably both have a lot of dirt on each other, i will let sleeping dogs lie

I'm guessing those dogs are lying in the dirt.

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

trade board has been suspiciously quite on the #hcanes front

maybe they fear the defense we have constructed

these maginot maniscalco lines seem to be doing the trick

 

[RodTheBawd]

Or they all care deeply for our livers and well being?

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

no #hcanes proposals in over a week.

we did it guys

 

[Ole Gil]

We should just start accepting all trade board proposals. Maybe even offer to throw in an extra pick.

 

[the halleJOKEL]

we already do that

 

[Navin R Slavin]

we already do that

We should accept all trades, and keep a running roster.

That way, when someone proposes a subsequent idiot trade, we say "no, we traded X to so-and-so, but let us offer you one of these players instead."

Also: any trade proposed for current players on our roster, we say yes immediately.

How fast can we downgrade to an ECHL roster?