Speculation: The Official Horrible Trade Proposals Thread: Part 2, Have a Drink

[the halleJOKEL]

it is like shooting fish in a barrel

 

[Breakdowns]

After reading that thread, I came to conclusion that Slavin and Aho both suck, and they need to be traded for 7th round pick.

 

[Tryamw]

7th round picks have more value, one chipped hockey puck is what we would need. it's only fair as it's our "value"
Some of that reminds me of the overating of the playoffs for the "GOAT" in some sports.

 

[bluedevil58]

Here we go again...

 

[the halleJOKEL]

we should make a trade proposal of gardiner + marner for slavin + aho so we can trade gardiner and marner back to toronto for slavin and aho

 

[Roboturner913]

we should make a trade proposal of gardiner + marner for slavin + aho so we can trade gardiner and marner back to toronto for slavin and aho

OMG OMG OMG

 

[the halleJOKEL]

we are disappointed in 25 point scorer marner, we need a more complete offensive player like aho to get back to where we were

 

[tarheelhockey]

Congrats to Robo on a retort for the ages.

 

[Roboturner913]

I was kinda in the zone for a minute

 

[JCLA]

Noah Hanifin would play on the Marlies if he was in the Maple Leafs organization.

 

[Roboturner913]

It's getting turnt up in there. I'm staying away, no good can come from it

 

[bluedevil58]

I'm standing my ground. I am not throwing insults but they are sure to shortly.

 

[Roboturner913]

........OK, so I lied

 

[the halleJOKEL]

i liked it better when the leafs were sucky and bad

their fans were still horrible, but at least they weren't emboldened to speak out

 

[bluedevil58]

There has been some very serious debating going on in the trade forum today.

 

[Chrispy]

There has been some very serious debating going on in the trade forum today.

And then there are the TOR-CAR threads.

 

[JCLA]

The Marner Hamilton thread is a doozy too.

 

[the halleJOKEL]

tml are the new oilers confirm

 

[JCLA]

this was posted in the Leafs - Blues BLOCKBUSTER trade thread by @Majorityof1 and I found it hilariously accurate. Hilarious and accurate.

My only question, do the leafs posters plan these threads where one group asks for untouchable top-4 D, then another group comes in and bashes that same D? Like on the Leafs forum, does zeke post "I want to mangle some advanced stats to trash a D today....maybe Parayko"? Then another Leaf's poster says "I'll go make a fake account to post a trade thread now", and Halla's all like "Sweet, I haven't said anything asinine in at least 30 seconds." Because it seems to happen a whole heck of a lot for it being unplanned.

 

[tarheelhockey]

i liked it better when the leafs were sucky and bad

their fans were still horrible, but at least they weren't emboldened to speak out

You remember the past differently than I do

 

[Unsustainable]

You remember the past differently than I do

Alternative Historical Recollections

 

[Roboturner913]

I love that JCLA got in the last zinger on the Fleury thread before it got closed

 

[Unsustainable]

I liked the reference to the Claude Giroux Adjusted Stats

 

[bluedevil58]

Funniest part for me was after I talked about how Toronto get a wrecked by good defenses. They said they didn't then a game score was posted.

 

[Roboturner913]

Funniest part for me was after I talked about how Toronto get a wrecked by good defenses. They said they didn't then a game score was posted.

Yes, that was me, I was particularly proud of that