The Advanced Stats Thread Episode VI: RIP To Our Databases

[silverfish]

 

[Bob Richards]

Look.

Look at Bob O'Gara and the corner he is in.

Behold.

 

[Machinehead]

Look.

Look at Bob O'Gara and the corner he is in.

Behold.

Shit, he's in the Kreider box.

That's like a commoner waltzing into the House of Windsor

 

[Machinehead]

 

[silverfish]

Look.

Look at Bob O'Gara and the corner he is in.

Behold.

I think a lot of that is just being on the ice with KZF. His RelT metrics are going to be horrible at the end of the year.

 

[Irishguy42]

I think a lot of that is just being on the ice with KZF. His RelT metrics are going to be horrible at the end of the year.

Stop ruining memes with logic and explanations.

Thanks boo

 

[silverfish]

Stop ruining memes with logic and explanations.

Thanks boo

 

[Irishguy42]

 

[Mac n Gs]

Who's gonna tell Tampa fans about JTM once he stops shooting 26%?

 

[silverfish]

Who's gonna tell Tampa fans about JTM once he stops shooting 26%?

Dude is a god damn enigma. His shot is average and he's constantly at the top of the league in Sh% and shooting lift (G - xG). I don't ****ing get it.

Maybe his shot isn't average. Maybe I suck.

Hockey is dumb.

 

[Mac n Gs]

Dude is a god damn enigma. His shot is average and he's constantly at the top of the league in Sh% and shooting lift (G - xG). I don't ****ing get it.

Maybe his shot isn't average. Maybe I suck.

Hockey is dumb.

I'm still kinda miffed that we traded him because I honestly thought he would've done better under a different coach. C'est la vie. I think Namestnikov will fare better as well once we stop trying to force him into being a C when he's a LW. We need better C depth next season, and I'm not holding my breath that Chytil and Andersson will fill that void.

 

[silverfish]

I'm still kinda miffed that we traded him because I honestly thought he would've done better under a different coach. C'est la vie. I think Namestnikov will fare better as well once we stop trying to force him into being a C when he's a LW. We need better C depth next season, and I'm not holding my breath that Chytil and Andersson will fill that void.

I still think moving him was the right call, operating under the assumption he'll be signed to a deal that's roughly 5 years in length and $25+ in total money. I have my suspicions he keeps this production going.

 

[Mac n Gs]

I still think moving him was the right call, operating under the assumption he'll be signed to a deal that's roughly 5 years in length and $25+ in total money. I have my suspicions he keeps this production going.

Probably, but I guess it depends on what happens with Vlad and Spooner. I'm also hesitant and a bit skeptical about the whole character issues narrative. I'm just frustrated because he fits the identity for the type of team I'd want to build, which is a bigger, fast north-south team. Can you tell that I have an American bias?

 

[silverfish]

Probably, but I guess it depends on what happens with Vlad and Spooner. I'm also hesitant and a bit skeptical about the whole character issues narrative. I'm just frustrated because he fits the identity for the type of team I'd want to build, which is a bigger, fast north-south team. Can you tell that I have an American bias?

I seriously doubt both Vlad and Spoon are here next season. One of these guys should be traded for Klefbom, or in a similar "hockey deal" for an LD. I also don't really see either of them signing for an AAV north of $4m.

 

[Mac n Gs]

I seriously doubt both Vlad and Spoon are here next season. One of these guys should be traded for Klefbom, or in a similar "hockey deal" for an LD. I also don't really see either of them signing for an AAV north of $4m.

A move for Klefbom is so goddamn obvious that it hurts. It's basically a wash age-wise and money-wise too consider the contract we'd be offering one of those kids. We don't have an LD pressing for another year or two anyways and it gives them a cushion to move Staal down the road. A top-4 of Klefbom-Shattenkirk and Skjei-ADA is nice.

The only thing that sucks is figuring out what to do with Staal and Smith.

 

[silverfish]

The only thing that sucks is figuring out what to do with Staal and Smith.

Build a time machine?

EDIT - I still think Smith is servicable. We just need a new f***ing coach

Klefbom - Shattenkirk
Skjei - Smith
Kid 1 - Kid 2
Franson

 

[silverfish]

2OA on 4
3OA on 5
2OA on 18
2OA on 30
3OA on 31
2OA on 33

Another day with no 1OA on 50 tries.

 

[Mac n Gs]

Build a time machine?

EDIT - I still think Smith is servicable. We just need a new ****ing coach

Klefbom - Shattenkirk
Skjei - Smith
Kid 1 - Kid 2
Franson

Eh, I'd really rather go L-R with the pairings. I guess we'll see what happens in the offseason.

 

[silverfish]

Eh, I'd really rather go L-R with the pairings. I guess we'll see what happens in the offseason.

I really don't see a way we get rid of Smith, though, without retaining heavily. It was a dumb contract when we signed him, but we signed him. In reality, I don't think he was as bad as people like to remember him being this year. And this "fight" with Vinni in Hartford isn't doing him any favors. But I'd much rather try and put him in a position to succeed than spend $3m AAV on the cap having him play in the AHL.

 

[Thirty One]

I really don't see a way we get rid of Smith, though, without retaining heavily. It was a dumb contract when we signed him, but we signed him. In reality, I don't think he was as bad as people like to remember him being this year. And this "fight" with Vinni in Hartford isn't doing him any favors. But I'd much rather try and put him in a position to succeed than spend $3m AAV on the cap having him play in the AHL.

Why is fight in quotations? Are you calling into question the legitimacy of the fight?

 

[silverfish]

Why is fight in quotations? Are you calling into question the legitimacy of the fight?

Yes. I wasn't there. There's no video of it. LB called it a fight. Could've been a scuffle. Or maybe a hoosker-doo. A scrum. A kerfuffle.

 

[GeorgeKaplan]

Yes. I wasn't there. There's no video of it. LB called it a fight. Could've been a scuffle. Or maybe a hoosker-doo. A scrum. A kerfuffle.

A brouhaha. A donnybrook. A melee, if you will.

 

[Thirty One]

Yes. I wasn't there. There's no video of it. LB called it a fight. Could've been a scuffle. Or maybe a hoosker-doo. A scrum. A kerfuffle.

I'm going to rule out hoosker-doo.

 

[silverfish]

I'm going to rule out hoosker-doo.

Perhaps a hoosker-don't?

 

[Thirty One]

Perhaps a hoosker-don't?

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