Social Media Septic Tank Thread

[Magua]

Jamey still believes in the Easter Bunny.

 

[trostol]

what is not written there is if he lets in a few softies and they lose those "proud faithful" will turn on him just as quickly

 

[BritainStix]

I thought Jamey was 17/18 years old trying to break into the game. I didn't realise he's a middle aged bloke. Oh man....

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

 

[Cody Webster]

Vote to change the name to the Philadelphia Russians, because we're signing all of them. Jamey probably thinks Kolosov is Russian

 

[DancingPanther]

He thinks he's cooking lol

 

[GKJ]

Fedotov speaks English perfectly fine.

Zamula is RFA

 

[prototypical4thliner]

Fedotov speaks English perfectly fine.

Zamula is RFA

Do not, under any circumstances, let facts get in the way of a good narrative.

 

[Magua]

I think the 100+ more shots Matthews took from higher danger areas in the same exact minutes/game might be a tiny factor!

 

[CerpinTaxt]

I think the 100+ more shots Matthews took from higher danger areas in the same exact minutes/game might be a tiny factor!

Someone needs to tell that guy that winning isn't accomplished by filling the net.

 

[Tarpongg]

Man this roster will be so full of translators and culture creators next year, it will be a sight to behold

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

I think the 100+ more shots Matthews took from higher danger areas in the same exact minutes/game might be a tiny factor!

Matthews generated 1.48 expected goals per 60 his rookie season in all situations. Foerster is at 0.84.

 

[Magua]

Matthews generated 1.48 expected goals per 60 his rookie season in all situations. Foerster is at 0.84.

Bobby Brink has a higher shooting % than Foerster……they have TWO Matthews and can’t score??!?!

 

[Kermit the Prog]

Bobby Brink has a higher shooting % than Foerster……they have TWO Matthews and can’t score??!?!

But, at what expense? Culture? If so, keep shooting it into the pads, I say.

 

[BillDineen]

Replies... this one caught a nerve

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

Tortorella has a David Koresh following.

 

[Hextallent63]

Replies... this one caught a nerve

It's all the truth I pretty much said the same thing the other day and I agree with every word

 

[Curufinwe]

This would be a lottery team without Torts!

So like last year with Torts.

 

[Magua]

Tortorella has a David Koresh following.

I think it’s more Heaven’s Gate, with sweater vests instead of track suits:

The central belief of the group was that followers could transform themselves into immortal extraterrestrial beings by rejecting their human nature, and they would ascend to heaven, referred to as the ‘Next Level’ or ‘The Evolutionary Level Above Human.’

That’s Tortorella’s Flyers career arc in a nutshell.

Just before the mass suicide, the group's website was updated with the message: "Hale–Bopp brings closure to Heaven's Gate ...our 22 years of classroom here on planet Earth is finally coming to conclusion – 'graduation' from the Human Evolutionary Level. We are happily prepared to leave 'this world' and go with Ti's crew."

We’re in year 22 of Tortorella’s head coaching career.

 

[smokey]

I think it’s more Heaven’s Gate, with sweater vests instead of track suits:



That’s Tortorella’s Flyers career arc in a nutshell.



We’re in year 22 of Tortorella’s head coaching career.

Needs a Hale-bopp to be heavens gate. I'd say he's more like Jim Jac.. i mean Jones. His followers also had to work their asses off while their leader was force feeding his own truth over the loudspeakers. In the end everyone drinks the cool aid and die.

 

[Amorgus]

Needs a Hale-bopp to be heavens gate. I'd say he's more like Jim Jac.. i mean Jones. His followers also had to work their asses off while their leader was force feeding his own truth over the loudspeakers. In the end everyone drinks the cool aid and die.

We can swap the comet with next week's eclipse.

 

[BernieParent]

Needs a Hale-bopp to be heavens gate. I'd say he's more like Jim Jac.. i mean Jones. His followers also had to work their asses off while their leader was force feeding his own truth over the loudspeakers. In the end everyone drinks the cool aid and die.

What if I told you that Fedotov meant "comet" in Russian?

 

[Pet Charles]

https://x.com/michael_traikos/status/1774822553392926754?s=46&t=SxRZNP1oQFVrU3N7C3wjeg

Eric thinks Danny Briere should have just told everyone the Flyers really, really wanted Drysdale and that 2nd and had to give up their second-best prospect (best in most organizations) to get him, without any other comment.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

https://x.com/michael_traikos/status/1774822553392926754?s=46&t=SxRZNP1oQFVrU3N7C3wjeg

Eric thinks Danny Briere should have just told everyone the Flyers really, really wanted Drysdale and that 2nd and had to give up their second-best prospect (best in most organizations) to get him, without any other comment.

The Flyers would never do that because they were like a scorned lover. Character assassination is a core tenant of the organization thanks to Bob Clarke.

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

Tortorella’s cup win is almost legal to drink in the US at this point.