OT: Puns n' COSes

[PredsV82]

Merry Christmas, hope all here are well and if travelling be safe

 

[Drake744]

I feel like I'm in the minority here, but we all know there are some people who get a little upset if someone says Happy Holidays instead of Merry Christmas because they feel like it's a slight to Christianity. That's fine if people feel that way, I don't care, and I default to saying Merry Christmas, but I've always considered "Happy Holidays" to mean some kind of combination of the week that includes Christmas and New Year's. Hence the term "the holiday season". I may be alone on that but I've been that way since I was in high school and wondered what all the fuss was about. Does anyone else fall in that category?

 

[101st_fan]

So, I'm off to St Louis this Wednesday night ...

 

[Adz]

So, I'm off to St Louis this Wednesday night ...

See if you can smuggle in a bottle of Jack and a shot glass. We'll probably need you in full form.

 

[BigFatCat999]

Actual quote from me in Yankeeland:

'The porch is 10 degrees warmer than outside...To bad it's stil 17 mother f***ing degrees on the f***ing porch!"

 

[AdmiralsFan24]

Actual quote from me in Yankeeland:

'The porch is 10 degrees warmer than outside...To bad it's stil 17 mother ****ing degrees on the ****ing porch!"

Left the Admirals game last night and it was -6. Now it's 9 and snowing.

 

[Viqsi]

Meanwhile it's in the 30s where I am.

...back home it's closer to the low teens, but I just got into my hotel in middle Tennessee for the New Year's.

 

[BigFatCat999]

Meanwhile it's in the 30s where I am.

...back home it's closer to the low teens, but I just got into my hotel in middle Tennessee for the New Year's.

Oh look, my middle fingers have erectile disfunction. They are up and pointing at you!

 

[Viqsi]

Oh look, my middle fingers have erectile disfunction. They are up and pointing at you!

Next time I'll make sure to kidnap you, finances be damned.

 

[BigFatCat999]

Next time I'll make sure to kidnap you, finances be damned.

Actually, with the college schedule this year, nyet.

 

[AdmiralsFan24]

Oh look, my middle fingers have erectile disfunction. They are up and pointing at you!

If your middle fingers had erectile dysfunction wouldn't they be limp and lowered?

 

[BigFatCat999]

If your middle fingers had erectile dysfunction wouldn't they be limp and lowered?

It so frigging cold that I am suffering from brain freeze and constant erection is a dysfunction as well.

 

[Viqsi]

It so frigging cold that I am suffering from brain freeze and constant erection is a dysfunction as well.

"In the event of a 'screw you' to your friend lasting longer than four hours..."

 

[hockey diva]

Happy New Year's Eve everyone! It's quite a ride for me this year, personally and hockey wise. Glad I was able to share some of it with such excellent and admirable folks. On to 2018, first stop Las Vegas!

 

[BigFatCat999]

Does it make me a bad person to tell my mom to use Google instead of asking me for every random information?

 

[Adz]

Yes. Mothers do that just to make you feel smart.

Happy New Year Everyone! FYI Jailbait got married at midnight.

 

[hockey diva]

Met up with Adzy and predfan98 while checking in

 

[BigFatCat999]

Does it make me a bad person I nominated three rinks for Kraft Hockeyville.

 

[Adz]

No. Each place may be worthy of consideration. But each vote is diluted as a result.

 

[BigFatCat999]

No. Each place may be worthy of consideration. But each vote is diluted as a result.

It's just nominations

 

[Adz]

It still dilutes your nominations unless there are 3 slots open.

Well, PF98 and I are delayed in Las Vegas. With the weather in Nashville, honestly not too disturbed by that!

 

[jwhouk]

Two things:

1. It is official - I am moving to Arizona at the end of this month. I'm officially retired as of Saturday, and I'm going to spend the rest of this month doing cleanup and whatnot.

2. OMG I got out just in time...

 

[Drake744]

Two things:

1. It is official - I am moving to Arizona at the end of this month. I'm officially retired as of Saturday, and I'm going to spend the rest of this month doing cleanup and whatnot.

2. OMG I got out just in time...

Congrats. You're a lucky guy. I love Arizona and would be very open to living there someday. I was this close (hand gesture) to going to school at Arizona State. I really like the urban desert areas, like the Phoenix/Vegas/Inland So Cal metro areas and all that.

 

[BigFatCat999]

Ugh...I'm watching a college hockey team with all the talent in the world but no heart and zero mental fortitude.

 

[predfan98]

Had it with Apple.......latest update to phone and constant changing when updating makes me crazy.
No I do not wish to set up Apple Pay!!!

Anyone have a phone they love that's easy......