Provorov

[CSKA1974]

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Is that the $12,000 Louis XIII pizza or what the hell it is?

If so, then I agree.

IDK. You just asked what kind of pizza Provy would be and I answered with fine Russian food.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Is that the $12,000 Louis XIII pizza or what the hell it is?

If so, then I agree.

If someone handed me a pizza like that, I would punch them in the neck, regardless of my hunger.

 

[Young Sandwich]

These ****ing lunatics thicken their sauce with carrots

Wow. My condolences. You should be on permanent suicide watch. What godawful part of the world is this?

 

[Striiker]

I don't know which part you mean. I think we have had the pizza discussion at least once a week, so I don't think it has been two months, but nor do I think Flyguy3911 was being sincere. Rebel doubtfully can make a better pizza than Papa John's with his dick, unless he can "produce" some delicious garlic butter or whatever that dipping juice is. And all foodies can **** off to the bottom-most depths of hell, so gourmet pizza is the worst. In addition, I am ****ing starving.

I responding to this post:

I bet most serial killers eat chain pizza.

FLYguy and I posted at the same time so I didn't see it.

 

[CSKA1974]

We need to keep drafting Russians. He misses talking with other Russian teammates so let's make sure he has some.

Rubtsov and Vorbyov are almost around the corner.

 

[Young Sandwich]

If someone handed me a pizza like that, I would punch them in the neck, regardless of my hunger.

That's not a pizza, it's a big dick contest on a piece of puff pastry.

 

[Striiker]

Wow. My condolences. You should be on permanent suicide watch. What godawful part of the world is this?

I live like 15 min from the Phantoms arena in the Lehigh Valley. A more rural(ish) area though, outside of the city.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

That's not a pizza, it's a big dick contest on a piece of puff pastry.

They are all huge dicks, so by the parameters of the contest, I guess there are no losers. Except whoever has to eat that ****ing abomination.

 

[Young Sandwich]

I live like 15 min from the Phantoms arena in the Lehigh Valley. A more rural(ish) area though, outside of the city.

If you ever need a hand burning that carrotrocity down to the ground just let me know. That place doesn't deserve to exist.

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

If i buy a frozen pie from the store on days when i am really lazy i get one fron the Screamin’ Sicilian pizza co. The works of course. For frozen pie its not bad.

 

[CSKA1974]

If you ever need a hand burning that carrotrocity down to the ground just let me know. That place doesn't deserve to exist.

that's a long swim for the Isle of Man

 

[Striiker]

If you ever need a hand burning that carrotrocity down to the ground just let me know. That place doesn't deserve to exist.

Yeah, it's an embarrassment to humanity. They don't even puree it properly to hide it... you can see chunks of carrot in the sauce...

I'm not a massive fan of pizza to start with, honestly, so I don't care all that much. I like pizza just fine, but I'll almost always prefer something else over it.

Burgers are my thing, in the way that others like pizza.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

If i buy a frozen pie from the store on days when i am really lazy i get one fron the Screamin’ Sicilian pizza co. The works of course. For frozen pie its not bad.

I would gladly eat a cheap frozen pizza from the supermarket, or make my own, but then again I'd eat my own foot right now if I could reach it.

 

[Magua]

These ****ing lunatics thicken their sauce with carrots so the **** is orange and sweet as ****. Disgusting garbage.

At least now we know where Cap’n and Bunny can have their first date.

 

[Striiker]

At least now we know where Cap’n and Bunny can have their first date.

Oh damn, that's a real tricky one. Does Cap take one for the team so his date can have the perfect meal? Or is the love of proper pizza stronger than the love of Bunnaman?

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

At least now we know where Cap’n and Bunny can have their first date.

I haven't had pizza in 462 days, but I still wouldn't dignify their stupidity with a visit.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Oh damn, that's a real tricky one. Does Cap take one for the team so his date can have the perfect meal? Or is the love of proper pizza stronger than the love of Bunnaman?

You're right, it would be a close call, but you are forgetting one very important thing - he would never, ever stoop to eating some **** like that. Maybe some of the gingers in our pipeline would, and maybe that explains their thermonuclear tinting, but not Bunny. He has standards.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

This is the Provorov thread, isn't it? The **** are we doing

 

[Young Sandwich]

I haven't had pizza in 462 days, but I still wouldn't dignify their stupidity with a visit.

Cap'n, I've always wondered if you've had any cheat days along the way in your quest for thinness. I admire the hell out of your dedication, because there's no way I couldn't smash a burger or pizza into my gut every once in a while if I were in your shoes.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Cap'n, I've always wondered if you've had any cheat days along the way in your quest for thinness. I admire the hell out of your dedication, because there's no way I couldn't smash a burger or pizza into my gut every once in a while if I were in your shoes.

Not even once, bud - my cheat days have consisted of having like an extra salmon, or some Thai food that is still kind of within the bounds of sense. I have no idea how I have done it, but now that I am in this rut, it is easier than bothering to cheat. I came pretty close a few times this semester - which was horse **** from the very beginning until the very end - but I wasn't actually that tempted. I'm not one of these turds who has an orgasm over talking about every weird forkful of **** I put in my mouth - I just want to get it over with most days so I can stuff a bunch of tobacco in there, even this vile local **** that tastes like ground up car tires.

 

[Young Sandwich]

Not even once, bud - my cheat days have consisted of having like an extra salmon, or some Thai food that is still kind of within the bounds of sense. I have no idea how I have done it, but now that I am in this rut, it is easier than bothering to cheat. I came pretty close a few times this semester - which was horse **** from the very beginning until the very end - but I wasn't actually that tempted. I'm not one of these turds who has an orgasm over talking about every weird forkful of **** I put in my mouth - I just want to get it over with most days so I can stuff a bunch of tobacco in there, even this vile local **** that tastes like ground up car tires.

Hahaha, that's fantastic. I know they have some wacky shit in some of those Asian countries. You a chew/dip guy? I am too but I only like to do it when I fish, or drive, or watch hockey, or work outside, or...

Do you have any plans to blow it out (literally and figuratively) when you hit a goal weight or anything? Will you ever enjoy the sweet joy that is a baconator in your lifetime? Either way, good luck with it man!

 

[Rebels57]

If you tried the pizza near me you'd understand.

These ****ing lunatics thicken their sauce with carrots so the **** is orange and sweet as ****. Disgusting garbage. I'd rather take mass produced than a ****ing Chernobyl style abomination.

My Dad used to have his own pizza places so I know what family owned pizza is supposed to be like. This isn't it.

That's fair enough.

The only solution is quite obvious. You have to move.

 

[macleish1974]

Captain.....which do you prefer in Thailand mayo with cat or ketchup with cat? ;-)))

 

[CodyTheHuman]

Football! Boring? He lost me.

I like him even more.

 

[Striiker]

Been an Eagles and football fan my entire life, but I can understand why foreigners might think it's boring.

5-10 seconds of actual action... then 30 seconds of replays, zooming in on random dudes on the sidelines, and commentators babbling on about nothing... repeat.

It doesn't have the same flow and more consistent action that hockey does.