Well, I've just finished talking to twenty people.
Three didn't understand english, two didn't know what the NHL was, and three more didn't even know that the Penguins played in Pittsburgh, so these eight must be discounted immediately for the purpose of the survey.
So, when twelve people are asked, "Are the Pens going to move, and if so, where to?" The breakdown of answers was thus:
1) Don't they gots a new arena now?
2) Would Lemieux still play for them if they moved?
3) Yes, to Victoria.
4) No (5X)
5) Don't know (2X)
6) Yes, to Canada.
7) Yes, to Ontario.
So, in my scientific survey, 1 in twelve people agree that the Pens are going to move to Hamilton, or about 1.7 people out of 20.