OT Non-Ski Resort Thread - Part I - New Beginnings

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yvrtojfk

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FInally got the 10gb. Didn’t know Koodo’s CR team is based in El Salvador, guess it’s cheaper than Philippines?
 

Melvin

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I am literally having the worst Christmas ever. Which is I guess why I'm posting so much.

The holidays can just f*** off and die please and thank you.
 

thepuckmonster

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Merry heckin Christmas to you all. Even though I’m sure moderating this board has taken a solid 5 years off my lifespan. My Christmas wish is for Dahlin and for Boeser to keep winning and also that you all get happy shit in your lives — family or otherwise.

I may be a literal monster but I actually appreciate the interactions + friendships on this forum, even if we really want each other to step on legos.

Also I lied, i also want pettersson to just destroy the WJC so people actually stop discounting him. Amen.
 

Josepho

i want the bartkowski thread back
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My last Christmas was spent in a Surrey Sheraton and this Christmas I might have to go to a clinic/hospital because I'm really coming down with something. I always have a stretch of feeling ridiculously sick from Christmas to Valentine's, every god damn year.

Happy Holidays my ass.
 

EpochLink

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Merry Christmas y’all.

Too all my ex-gf, please fix yourself and stop relying on a guy to ‘fix’ you because they don’t give a shit.
 

Huggy43

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I am literally having the worst Christmas ever. Which is I guess why I'm posting so much.

The holidays can just **** off and die please and thank you.
Well technically it's Christmas Eve....

Seriously though: you're not alone. I haven't had a decent Christmas since my brother's ex lost it & decided to use the kids against us. Now this holiday just reminds me about how much I'm missing out on.

This got really serious real fast
Sorry for adding to the realness pile :P
 
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Peen

Rejoicing in a Benning-free world
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tbh Christmas sucks when family life is non-existent.

Happy holidays and a Merry Christmas to all
 

thepuckmonster

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Well technically it's Christmas Eve....

Seriously though: you're not alone. I haven't had a decent Christmas since my brother's ex lost it & decided to use the kids against us. Now this holiday just reminds me about how much I'm missing out on.
It’s cool I’ll forgive, solely because I’m existing on a farm in Cairngorm, Ontario with no wifi and I have to ration my data.
 

thepuckmonster

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It’s cool I’ll forgive, solely because I’m existing on a farm in Cairngorm, Ontario with no wifi and I have to ration my data.
I’m also being a mega troll by buying Canucks jerseys for the children of my Leafs fan cousin. They will learn. There’s not much now but in a solid 10 years we may figure it out by then.

My favourite thing is my Leafs fan cousins try to troll me about the Canucks but they don’t realize that I am bigger and stronger troll.

Actual excerpt:

Uncle: “so how does it feel to choke away all of your chances to win the cup?”
Me: “well I can’t explain it because to know what choking is requires the leafs to have actually accomplished something since you were born to know what choking is.”

Bonus burn:

“Well it seems like Auston Matthews injury is basically a national tragedy so I can’t really expect you to realize what else is going on”
 
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I have your gold medal Zippy!
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Merry heckin Christmas to you all. Even though I’m sure moderating this board has taken a solid 5 years off my lifespan. My Christmas wish is for Dahlin and for Boeser to keep winning and also that you all get happy **** in your lives — family or otherwise.

I may be a literal monster but I actually appreciate the interactions + friendships on this forum, even if we really want each other to step on legos.

Also I lied, i also want pettersson to just destroy the WJC so people actually stop discounting him. Amen.
lol...that must be a record (for longevity). heh, I think I lasted 5 MONTHS.:laugh:

We must have gone thru what......thirty Mods in those five years?:naughty:
 

PG Canuck

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tbh Christmas sucks when family life is non-existent.

Happy holidays and a Merry Christmas to all

Yeah I don’t have a big family at all. Literally my parents and sister. That’s our family get together. Sometimes I’d love a big family but I am just fine with it being under 5 people thank you very much.
 
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Josepho

i want the bartkowski thread back
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Just for the hell of it I'd love to spend one or two Christmas' with one of those prototypical big Southern families, but for the most part I'm fine with my quiet life and I don't mind not having big get-togethers in the holidays.

It just depends on how you've been raised though I guess. My mom, dad and brother all hate eachother while I'm in that awkward neutral middleman position so I'm pretty used to it at this point.
 
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y2kcanucks

Le Sex God
Aug 3, 2006
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Just for the hell of it I'd love to spend one or two Christmas' with one of those prototypical big Southern families, but for the most part I'm fine with my quiet life and I don't mind not having big get-togethers in the holidays.

It just depends on how you've been raised though I guess. My mom, dad and brother all hate eachother while I'm in that awkward neutral middleman position so I'm pretty used to it at this point.

I think it'd be cool to spend Christmas on a farm with @thepuckmonster in the middle of Ontario.

Then again, the image I'm getting is probably a lot different. I picture chilling out in a barn, with a fire, and an ice rink outside, and killing the odd walker that makes its way onto the farm. And yes, puckmonster is actually Maggie and....I think I've gone too far.
 

Horse McHindu

They call me Horse.....
Jun 21, 2014
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My last Christmas was spent in a Surrey Sheraton and this Christmas I might have to go to a clinic/hospital because I'm really coming down with something. I always have a stretch of feeling ridiculously sick from Christmas to Valentine's, every god damn year.

Happy Holidays my ass.

Surrey can afford a Sheraton Hotel? #BadJoke

Merry Christmas everyone!
 

racerjoe

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If we are sharing bad Christmas my girlfriend broke up with me 3 hrs before my birthday and that was just a few days ago. But still wish you all the best!
 

Kryten

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To bring a good girlfriend story into the mix. Mine just got me a SNES Classic for xmas. I cant believe she found one in our town of 10000 whose walmart only got a shipment of two in last week. If you have found love then continue loving, if you havent found a partner yet just remember they are out there looking for you.

Merry Christmas hfnucks
 
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