Well we're just going to have to agree to disagree there. If he touches Villa's production in MLS I would be utterly shocked.
I mean currently. Not in history by the way, meant to put that in my post but just forgot
Anyway Rooney is an amazing player and an amazing competitor. Having watched both Ibra and Rooney at United, Ibra gave way less effort than Rooney on any given day. He seems to be reenergized at Everton too. I don't see Rooney being a good striker in the league though (which I think that he will play as at DC). He'd be a fantastic 10 though. That would get the most of his abilities and not require that he be so great physically (which he never has been).
On another entirely unrelated note, my Sounders are about to get crushed by Toronto tonight. They don't have a proper striker and can't score goals. They were counting way too much on Morris being healthy and Bruin while good shouldn't be starting for a team that has been to the last 2 cup finals. If the Sounders don't sign a striker in summer, they won't make the playoffs. Granted Garth said they were spending 8 figures on a player in the summer but we will see if that happens.