Speculation: Ivan Provorov Trade Discourse Part II

[Hollywood Cannon]

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[Surrounded By Ahos]

Miserable Human Meat Entity is my Kid Rock cover band.

 

[Striiker]

Yep! Pretty sure I saw it in the theater. Just the first one though. It was fine. (Don't hurt me.)

What a year for movies.

The Matrix and Star Wars: Episode 1 - The Phantom Menace in the same year.

 

[Kelmitchell2]

WE DONT KINK SHAME HERE!

 

[JojoTheWhale]

What a year for movies.

The Matrix and Star Wars: Episode 1 - The Phantom Menace in the same year.

I definitely saw the latter in the theater. Some friends dragged me to the midnight premiere and the guy behind me shrieked so loudly when R2D2 came on the screen that an usher had to do a welfare check.

He sounded exactly like Homer Simpson losing his mind in the Shining parody episode.

 

[FlyerNutter]

Question.

What do men, get out of dressing like chicks with a bunch of makeup.

Vaguely curious. Peer reviewed opinions only please.

I’ll openly say it lol, f***ing weird - and it does gimme a little bit of the jeebies.

 

[ponder719]

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[Jack Straw]

Keep your children away from Terry Jones and Michael Palin and Eric Idle in dresses and wigs, dammit! They might get corrupted and start writing *gulp* comedy skits.



(Those 3 in particular just had fantastic mannerisms.)

 

[Jack Straw]

I pumped "Sensory Deprivation Meat" into Neural Blender and I think everyone should thank me a lot for not sharing it here.

 

[Lara Emily]

Question.

What do men, get out of dressing like chicks with a bunch of makeup.

Vaguely curious. Peer reviewed opinions only please.

I’ll openly say it lol, f***ing weird - and it does gimme a little bit of the jeebies.

It began in 1932 when Inherundies Jones, a famous archeologist, explored the wild urban jungle for New York looking for the tomb where grew the fabled fruit of the loom.

Jones discovered deep in the tomb not just the fruit of the loom, but also the long thought destroyed dress of the crossechs, the dress was rumoured to enhance the wearer's confidence and light within a fierce fire once the sacred incantation oh honey please is invoked.

Dawning the dress and invoking the incantation Doctor Jones found he had been completely wrong about gender norms and the very concept of sexed clothes. In order to share this fabulous feeling with the world Doctor Jones sacrificed himself by merging with the fruit of the loom and sending ripples of gender rebellion across the hidden roots of the loom that encompassed the earth. From that day on those chosen to be blessed by the drag patron saint Doctor Jones gives thanks to what he gave to the world by dawning the most fabulous clothing possible and offering as tribute songs and revelery.

 

[mja]

We can just as easily move to another hypo:

Say someone reads the recent article about the gay couple who were heavily involved in Pride activism, & were arrested for molesting their adopted sons & pimping them to a prostitution ring.

Awful story, certainly not representative of the whole.

That said, what if someone who is pro gay rights & sexual choice, but disturbed by the story, decides he doesn’t feel comfortable participating in & promoting a Pride event in its wake. So he decides to sit it out. Does that make him a bigot?

The f*** are you blathering on about now?

A fictional plague of pornographic drag shows at elementary schools, casually associating child molestation with Pride activism. f***ing hell, dude. Take a lap and do some soul-searching, because this shit is awful even by your heady standards.

Question.

What do men, get out of dressing like chicks with a bunch of makeup.

Vaguely curious. Peer reviewed opinions only please.

I’ll openly say it lol, f***ing weird - and it does gimme a little bit of the jeebies.

You never dressed up as a kid?

The f*** do you even care, anyway? I've never experienced anything other than completely neutral feelings about drag, and I exclusively attended Catholic school! Yes, people do lots of weird shit in this world and that's part of what makes it an interesting place. Weird is ok. Weird is often good.

At least you're being open about your bigotry, I guess? Rather than trying to hide it behind a veneer of religiosity or a pretense of well-reasoned concern.

 

[FlyerNutter]

The f*** are you blathering on about now?

A fictional plague of pornographic drag shows at elementary schools, casually associating child molestation with Pride activism. f***ing hell, dude. Take a lap and do some soul-searching, because this shit is awful even by your heady standards.



You never dressed up as a kid?

The f*** do you even care, anyway? I've never experienced anything other than completely neutral feelings about drag, and I exclusively attended Catholic school! Yes, people do lots of weird shit in this world and that's part of what makes it an interesting place. Weird is ok. Weird is often good.

At least you're being open about your bigotry, I guess? Rather than trying to hide it behind a veneer of religiosity or a pretense of well-reasoned concern.

Lol I don’t care that much. I’m also trying to make it more light hearted than anything else, believe me I don’t care if people do what they are into. Chill. Of course weird is ok.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Dragists look at Flyers fans and wonder why we would ever do Flyers fandom

 

[Amorgus]

My best friend and I used to recite this skit all the time.

The talk of drag shows reminded me of while during a football game my aunt decided to ask me "Do you know they're having drag queens on Sesame Street?". I had no idea Wtf she was talking about so I just said "Cool." Apparently it was about Billy Porter. Wow, so pornographic!

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

I don’t have any kids at the moment, but if I did, I wouldn’t take them to any art museums.

They might see a painting of George Washington wearing a wig, or Louie XIV wearing heels and start getting ideas.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I want to say that I am super disappointed in all of you. I abandon this thread for a week or so and the shitposting goes to hell.

I iz disapoint.

You have failed me.

 

[FatTugboatFlahr]

Lmfao brother.

 

[Beef Invictus]

I want to say that I am super disappointed in all of you. I abandon this thread for a week or so and the shitposting goes to hell.

I iz disapoint.

You have failed me.

Wait til you see my next post

 

[Jack Straw]

My best friend and I used to recite this skit all the time.

"How do you cook it?"

"You don't cook it."

"You can't eat that raw!"

 

[JXC]

No, there aren't any, because drag isn't porn. There can be drag IN porn, but drag isn't porn.

Again, there are many videos from the past couple years that could be used to counter this statement.

 

[mja]

Again, there are many videos from the past couple years that could be used to counter this statement.

Again, no there aren't, because drag isn't porn. I can't help it that you aren't able to grasp the distinction.

 

[JXC]

Without a trace of irony, you've just argued for the elimination of children partaking in all movies, all tv shows, all books, all websites, all photographs, all daguerrotypes, all tintypes, all paintings, all engravings, all etchings, all cartoons, all plays, all musicals, and shadow puppetry.

I have argued no such thing, of course.

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

I want to say that I am super disappointed in all of you. I abandon this thread for a week or so and the shitposting goes to hell.

I iz disapoint.

You have failed me.

 

[JXC]

Again, no there aren't, because drag isn't porn. I can't help it that you aren't able to grasp the distinction.

Can you think of any instances where “drag” verged into “porn”? Or, say, pedophilia?

I have to say, I think you’re living twenty-five years in the past before Pride metastasized into what it is - at least at the fringes - today.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Lot of veiled hatred going on in this thread. Although, it's not actually veiled at all.

Don't worry, this isn't libel or slander.

 

[dragonoffrost]

Can you think of any instances where “drag” verged into “porn”? Or, say, pedophilia?

I have to say, I think you’re living twenty-five years in the past before Pride metastasized into what it is - at least at the fringes - today.

So the fringes are what we base normal on now?