GDT: Game 62: Sharks vs. Islanders 7:30pm NBCSCA

[TheBeard]

This lineup HAS to be the worst the franchise has ever iced, right?

 

[The Nemesis]

Watching this team is like watching the little horde of 5-year-olds that come out and play during intermissions sometimes. Except without the random entertainment of one of them falling and every other kid on the ice toppling over like bowling pins.

 

[Juxtaposer]

Watching this team is like watching the little horde of 5-year-olds that come out and play during intermissions sometimes. Except without the random entertainment of one of them falling and every other kid on the ice toppling over like bowling pins.

I get excited when they string more than two passes together.

 

[TheBeard]

Well, there’s no denying, that was most definitely … a period

 

[BaileyMacTavish]

Tank was empty and I wouldn't blame anyone if they left after that period.

 

[The Nemesis]

I get excited when they string more than two passes together.

I love watching for the one kid in the pack that's clearly a far better skater but isn't a better shooter. So he/she manages to get a free puck and break in on the goal only to be stopped not by a purposeful save but by the goalie falling over by accident and getting in the way of the slow, ice-bound puck.

Well, there’s no denying, that was most definitely … a period

Of all the periods of hockey in Sharks history it certainly was one of them.

 

[TheBeard]

Of all the periods of hockey in Sharks history it certainly was one of them.

It barely made the cut, but it did

 

[BaileyMacTavish]

Helldivers 2 is finished downloading in like 20 mins. Guess I can play that instead but I actually have to wait so I'm stuck here til then lol

 

[The Nemesis]

Why am I getting weird Pauly Shore vibes from Bordeleau?

 

[TheBeard]

Did they say when he’s gonna suit up?

Why am I getting weird Pauly Shore vibes from Bordeleau?

 

[TheBeard]

Does Patrick ever age?

 

[The Nemesis]

Sharks: "Quick, people are turning on the team! Hit the Emergency Marleau Button!"

 

[drunksage]

Bords!!

 

[bluefunnel]

Bordeleau!!!

 

[Alaskanice]

Borderleau!!Welcome back!

 

[Hobocop]

Haha.

Way to be standing there, Bords

 

[BaileyMacTavish]

Bords!
Eklund Assist!

 

[TheBeard]

No kiddin'

 

[StanleyCup2035]

Called it!

 

[TheBeard]

Why would it be an official review?

 

[coooldude]

This lineup HAS to be the worst the franchise has ever iced, right?

I dunno, those first two years were god awful.

 

[Alaskanice]

I dunno, those first two years were god awful.

That second year was brutal. 11 wins.

 

[TheBeard]

I dunno, those first two years were god awful.

Meh, even their first game they had more talent. Kisio was a perennial 20 goal scorer, Brian Hayward had that cool mask. Falloon was exciting.

True story: Doug Wilson was almost 4 years younger than Vlasic is now when Dougie played his first game with SJ

Also true story: Link Gaetz had 326 PIM in just 48 games meaning the dude AVERAGED 7 penalty minutes a game.

Yes, I've gone down that rabbit hole

 

[drunksage]

Hoffman!!

 

[bluefunnel]

Hoffman!!!