ProstheticConscience
Check dein Limit
Saturday Night's Alright for Fightin'...and also boring hockey games.
Thrill at Tanner Glass' forecheck! Swoon at Gudbranson getting beat wide! Marvel at Green's rock solid hair gel, and picture it fighting the spiny hedgehog Brian Burke wears at parties!
Other sideplots: Mike Smith's now the goalie in Calgary. Yeah, good luck with that. Look forward to him cartwheeling along the goal line the first time Horvat brushes against him behind the net. Seriously dude, just stay in your f***ing net.
Will the Canucks do something worth remaining awake for? Will the Flames remember they're actually a superior hockey team and play well? If Johnny Gaudreau saw a naked woman in the flesh, would he run and grab a first aid kit?
Tune into the SNET or CITY tv tonight at 7, and some of those questions might be answered.
GO CANUCKS!!
Thrill at Tanner Glass' forecheck! Swoon at Gudbranson getting beat wide! Marvel at Green's rock solid hair gel, and picture it fighting the spiny hedgehog Brian Burke wears at parties!
Other sideplots: Mike Smith's now the goalie in Calgary. Yeah, good luck with that. Look forward to him cartwheeling along the goal line the first time Horvat brushes against him behind the net. Seriously dude, just stay in your f***ing net.
Will the Canucks do something worth remaining awake for? Will the Flames remember they're actually a superior hockey team and play well? If Johnny Gaudreau saw a naked woman in the flesh, would he run and grab a first aid kit?
Tune into the SNET or CITY tv tonight at 7, and some of those questions might be answered.
GO CANUCKS!!
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