OT: Everybody needs a little like in their life

[Arthuros]

Has anyone experienced food poisoning not accompanied by diarrhea?

 

[Bender66]

Has anyone experienced food poisoning not accompanied by diarrhea?

What happens in your porcelain shrine, stays in your porcelain shrine.

This board has a strict Don't ask/Don't tell policy

 

[duckaroosky]

Has anyone experienced food poisoning not accompanied by diarrhea?

RIP

 

[SirQuacksALot]

I've pooped for three straight days.

 

[Arthuros]

I've pooped for three straight days.

Continuously?

 

[Dr Johnny Fever]

This thread appears to be going down the shitter.

 

[duckaroosky]

I've pooped for three straight days.

Also RIP

 

[kducks]

This thread has certainly taken a turn.

 

[Fighter]

This thread has certainly taken a turn.

To the toilet.

 

[duckaroosky]

To the toilet.

Well then it was a 360 degree turn because we've always been there.

 

[The Midnight Burrito]

More of an s turn. Sigmoid if you will.

 

[The Midnight Burrito]

In which the resident circus clown acts normal for 20 minutes, prompting the goldfish press to forget he's a circus clown.

 

[Bender66]

In which the resident circus clown acts normal for 20 minutes, prompting the goldfish press to forget he's a circus clown.

Talk about lowered f***ing expectations these days

 

[Exit Dose]

In which the resident circus clown acts normal for 20 minutes, prompting the goldfish press to forget he's a circus clown.

Any hot takes from Van Jones?

 

[TesseracT]

Beanpot starts in ~3 hours!!!

 

[The Midnight Burrito]

Beanpot starts in ~3 hours!!!

Always preferred the beanpot to the peen bot, which is just a really gross tournament if you ask me.

 

[TesseracT]

Always preferred the beanpot to the peen bot, which is just a really gross tournament if you ask me.

I've always heard one should attend a peen bot at least once in their lifetime.

 

[Fighter]

Epic SB, f*** the Pats lol

 

[TesseracT]

Epic SB, **** the Pats lol

My family is from Philly so they were all going nuts. My brother met a friend in Philly to watch. I was seriously worried he was gonna end up dead. Thankfully he's all good and didn't get caught up in the madness after the game.

 

[Fighter]

My family is from Philly so they were all going nuts. My brother met a friend in Philly to watch. I was seriously worried he was gonna end up dead. Thankfully he's all good and didn't get caught up in the madness after the game.

Considering it is Philly I found the celebrations very tame. I expected more lol

 

[Bender66]

I get that maiden launch of SpaceX Falcon Heavy is an important achievement for a private company, and the people that work there must be very happy/proud of their work after so many years ... but the over the top Olympic gold medalesque cheering, and the music .... feels ... very North Korea ish. Like okay, we get it, but it sounds like a corny sitcom where someone is hitting the "applause" button. Jebus people.

 

[SirQuacksALot]

Ain't no planet x coming cause ain't no space cuz ain't not globe earth

 

[DarthYenik]

I’m just so bummed the NHL players won’t be in the Olympics. At least the best women are going to play. Hope Ducks’ legend Hillary Knight gets the gold.

 

[TesseracT]

Gonna be 4-1 Huskies going into the 3rd to reverse a 30 year Beanpot drought. Finish 'em, Huskies!!!!

 

[Bender66]

What I've learned from this Olympics - SK Telecom coverage must be pretty damn awesome for athletes to be live tweeting in the middle of their events.

Also, being hangry is good motivation for winning gold medals.