The Zetterberg Era
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Larkin might get you Risto+, not much more.
If your point is to make a really bad counter argument, well done!
To the general point, I don't think Dahlin is available for just this. It is a pretty substantial offer, but I think Buffalo turns this down. Still offering a top 5 unprotected pick and a top 6 pick from a couple years ago isn't that insulting for a guy that is really struggling despite the upside. I get turning it down, but people acting like this is the most outrageous offer probably need to relax a little in my opinion.