OT: Commercials We Hate

[ecemleafs]

I really hate the MSG fan commercials. With a passion.

every single one of them. so corny and embarrassing.

 

[irishlaxburger2]

 

[egelband]

I really hate the MSG fan commercials. With a passion.

Same. They’re deviants, at best. Possibly worse.

 

[tlk]

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Vegas when we win the damn thing

 

[leetch99]

I hate any of the commercials....but an exception would be the one with Michelle Gingras and Trouba in the Caddy ! She looks great LOL.....I thought it was his wife .....that's how much I watch Ranger intermissions these days outside of Bill and the 150 segments .

 

[TopShelfSnipes]

Vegas when we win the damn thing

They can start a residency in Vegas for that guy if it means we win a Cup.

But for the love of my eardrums get him off the TV!
Also, I feel like everytime his ad plays, it's an auto loss. Has anyone pointed this out to the suits at MSG yet?

 

[Salsa Shark]

every single one of them. so corny and embarrassing.

They guy who wears the jacket is not THAT BAD. The others - luncay

 

[irishlaxburger2]

I want to know what Guitar Guy thinks when he sees the Guitar Guy commercial

 

[TopShelfSnipes]

I want to know what Guitar Guy thinks when he sees the Guitar Guy commercial

Judging from the commercial, he probably whips out his guitar and sings along...while his entire family, earplugs in, visibly cringes and goes upstairs to watch the game on a smaller TV just to exit the room.

 

[NCRanger]

I give you the Jardiance jingle:

As time went on, it was easy to see
She got down to 303.

 

[Mugless]

The big dude with the lisp in the FanDuel commercials is a rough listen.

 

[Roo Returns]

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For those who are familiar with wrestling, I wish Jeff Jarrett would come in, call him Slapnuts, take his guitar, and hit him over the head.

 

[TopShelfSnipes]

The big dude with the lisp in the FanDuel commercials is a rough listen.

All sports betting ads are a tough listen.

The worst might be the jibberish sports betting terminology one with the posted up picture of Bill Pidto on the wall by the idiot on MSG with his own show.

My wife makes fun of it all the time by just throwing random gambling words together into non-sentences and adding "COME ON" at the end.

So bad.

Also, serious question, does anyone even watch those shows? Even the people I know who bet on sports don't watch those shows.

 

[OthmannOut]

The Rangers guitar song cringe is the monkey paw result of wishing for the kars 4 kids commercial to end.

 

[NCRanger]

The Rangers guitar song cringe is the monkey paw result of wishing for the kars 4 kids commercial to end.

Those Kars 4 Kids kids have to be in college by now.

Guess with the royalties from that commercial they were able to buy books for one class.

 

[will1066]

Tony Hawk is 55 years old. But in his commercials, he has to have a skateboard with him in order to be recognizable.

 

[TominNC]

Seems you’ve all listed every commercial. Good. Commercials are a necessary evil to which I am happily immune. I pick up my phone when I see the break coming coming and don’t let them bother me.

 

[Cmox]

I want to know what Guitar Guy thinks when he sees the Guitar Guy commercial

He definitely changes the channel and sobs in his wife’s lap.

They can start a residency in Vegas for that guy if it means we win a Cup.

But for the love of my eardrums get him off the TV!
Also, I feel like everytime his ad plays, it's an auto loss. Has anyone pointed this out to the suits at MSG yet?

I feel like he cursed Kakko. I refer to him as the Curse of Kakko guy. I bet when the ad stops running Kakko will break the chains and become a player.

 

[will1066]

He definitely changes the channel and sobs in his wife’s lap.

I feel like he cursed Kakko. I refer to him as the Curse of Kakko guy. I bet when the ad stops running Kakko will break the chains and become a player.

If Guitar Guy busks at the Times Square subway station, will people stop and listen, will he get shooed away by the cops, or will he get jumped by Rangers fans?

 

[NCRanger]

If Guitar Guy busks at the Times Square subway station, will people stop and listen, will he get shooed away by the cops, or will he get jumped by Rangers fans?

He'd get dragged kicking and screaming upstate to the homemade rink where the brother and sister are using their handmade "zamboni". The ghost of John Belushi shows up and breaks the guitar Animal House style while the Russian from The Sopranos who lives in those woods only warmed slightly by the Trouba jacket throws Guitar Guy off a cliff.

The woman face painter finds a piece of the guitar and paints a silly logo on it. Kreider dad and the Mattassas then have a fight at the kids' center ice for the right to display it in the man cave or Mattassa Square Garden.

 

[will1066]

He'd get dragged kicking and screaming upstate to the homemade rink where the brother and sister are using their handmade "zamboni". The ghost of John Belushi shows up and breaks the guitar Animal House style while the Russian from The Sopranos who lives in those woods only warmed slightly by the Trouba jacket throws Guitar Guy off a cliff.

The woman face painter finds a piece of the guitar and paints a silly logo on it. Kreider dad and the Mattassas then have a fight at the kids' center ice for the right to display it in the man cave or Mattassa Square Garden.

This is like a Seinfeld episode.

 

[NCRanger]

The only more important person than Kappo Kakko to Guitar Guy is the Dave’s Killer Bread guitar guy cartoon.

 

[CTTribe73]

The Patriotic Kenny broken motorized wheelchair commercials that aired every five minutes during this past season's Yankee games.

 

[Profet]

The bad CGI boat commerical for motion sickness.

 

[Brutananadilewski]

Not a commercial but all ads involving True Classic.

I wipe my ass with your shirts!

f*** that boss, and especially Jimson!