Speculation: 2022-2023 General Lightning Discussion III: The school bus is actually a garbage truck edition

[These Are The Days]

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[FinnLightning26]

The garbage truck taking out the rest of the team because they're garbage

 

[Stormbreaker]

What's Cedric Paquette up to these days?

 

[DistantThunderRep]

 

[JoVel]

What's Cedric Paquette up to these days?

He speared a guy in the nuts and got suspended for it a few weeks back in the KHL.

 

[Stormbreaker]

These lines ain't it Coop!

 

[Stammertime91]

Coop:

Let's try Killorn - 6irelli - Stamkos

Also Coop:

That didn't work, let's try Stamkos - 6irelli - Killorn

 

[DistantThunderRep]

These lines ain't it Coop!

 

[DFC]

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I think that's a picture of Erik Cernak from sometime midway through Round 3 last year.

 

[Sky04]

Hagel-Point-Kucherov
Killorn-Paul-Stamkos
Jeannot-Cirelli-Essymont
Maroon-Colton-Perry

Leave the lines together for more than 10mins and maybe they'll develop some chemistry,

 

[Felonious Python]

 

[DMXATF23]

It felt necessary, glad he took the bait.

 

[Felonious Python]

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It felt necessary, glad he took the bait.

Coop chewing gum is old meta. It seems he cut way down on that after 2019.

 

[Outl4w]

Coop chewing gum is old meta. It seems he cut way down on that after 2019.

Maybe he needs to start again to break the streak

 

[Felonious Python]

I remember a time when I had to work on Lightning sea ballads. ChatGPT just does it now.

(Verse 1)
In the land of Tampa Bay
There's a bug that comes to play
With his lightning wings and his thunderous might
He brings joy to all with his buzzing flight

(Chorus)
And it's ho, ho, ho, for the Thunderbug
He's the mascot of the Lightning's club
With his antics and his zany ways
He brings smiles to all on game days

(Verse 2)
He skates on ice with his bug-like feet
And the fans all rise to their feet
With his high-fives and his playful charm
He brings a ray of sunshine to the storm

(Chorus)
And it's ho, ho, ho, for the Thunderbug
He's the mascot of the Lightning's club
With his antics and his zany ways
He brings smiles to all on game days

(Bridge)
From young to old, the fans all cheer
As the Thunderbug draws near
He dances and he flips and flies
And brings a spark to all their eyes

(Chorus)
And it's ho, ho, ho, for the Thunderbug
He's the mascot of the Lightning's club
With his antics and his zany ways
He brings smiles to all on game days

(Verse 3)
When the team is down and feeling blue
The Thunderbug knows just what to do
He pumps them up with his bug-like zeal
And gives them wings to help them heal

(Chorus)
And it's ho, ho, ho, for the Thunderbug
He's the mascot of the Lightning's club
With his antics and his zany ways
He brings smiles to all on game days

(Outro)
So let us raise a cheer on high
For the Thunderbug who makes us fly
A sea ballad we sing with pride
For the bug who brings us joy and pride

 

[Stammertime91]

I remember a time when I had to work on Lightning sea ballads. ChatGPT just does it now.

This could put me out of business. What's wrong with you?

 

[These Are The Days]

Hey guys. How long until we can start crushing my dreams for wrestling avatars? I'd like to know sooner than later so I can begin the grieving process and get this beloved annual tradition over with

 

[Major4Boarding]

Hey guys. How long until we can start crushing my dreams for wrestling avatars? I'd like to know sooner than later so I can begin the grieving process and get this beloved annual tradition over with

I’ll get you started. Sorry not ‘rasslin’ though

 

[Bartleby]

I remember a time when I had to work on Lightning sea ballads. ChatGPT just does it now.

Not to get too far afield, but you want a sobering 17 minutes. Here you go:

Amanpour and Company | Fmr. Google CEO Eric Schmidt on the AI Revolution | Season 2023 | PBS

Eric Schmidt discusses artificial intelligence.

www.pbs.org

 

[These Are The Days]

I’ll get you started. Sorry not ‘rasslin’ though

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Soon... If we get our shit caved in by Carolina I'm appealing to the Gods of thrash again. I dared not bother them so soon but this is getting bad

 

[Major4Boarding]

Soon... If we get our shit caved in by Carolina I'm appealing to the Gods of thrash again. I dared not bother them so soon but this is getting bad

I already visited the alter. I’m getting out of office notifications

We’re doomed bro

 

[Bartleby]

Soon... If we get our shit caved in by Carolina I'm appealing to the Gods of thrash again. I dared not bother them so soon but this is getting bad

Why is there any chatter at all about us playing Carolina? It's funny and all - I guess - but the way the playoffs work no matter how shitty we play from now until the end it remains a virtual impossibility. If we go 0-8 the rest of the way, FL has to go 6-3 in their last nine for them to pass us. And if that happens we probably miss the playoffs altogether anyway. Again, we're bad, but we're probably not going 0-8 and FL hasn't shown that they're much better than 6-3 even at their best. We're playing TOR.

 

[Felonious Python]

Not to get too far afield, but you want a sobering 17 minutes. Here you go:

Amanpour and Company | Fmr. Google CEO Eric Schmidt on the AI Revolution | Season 2023 | PBS

Eric Schmidt discusses artificial intelligence.

www.pbs.org

Chaos is a ladder.

 

[Bartleby]

Chaos is a ladder.

And we're getting pretty close to that rung you're not supposed to climb higher than on that ladder.

 

[These Are The Days]

Why is there any chatter at all about us playing Carolina? It's funny and all - I guess - but the way the playoffs work no matter how shitty we play from now until the end it remains a virtual impossibility. If we go 0-8 the rest of the way, FL has to go 6-3 in their last nine for them to pass us. And if that happens we probably miss the playoffs altogether anyway. Again, we're bad, but we're probably not going 0-8 and FL hasn't shown that they're much better than 6-3 even at their best. We're playing TOR.

We just have the Canes next on our schedule is all