Balls Mahoney
2015-2016 HF Premier League World Champion
I think you need some platitudes about how he is an amazing physical specimen, and you found him because you were using AOL to internet search Peter Forsberg, and how you subscribed to a Swedish satellite service in 2003, and that channel showed games that he was playing as a 9 year old so you could analyze all the trends to see him become the ultimate man that he is today before an NHL scout had even heard the name Filip Forsberg.
PS Am I doing this right, Balls?