OT: 116th Obsequious Banter Thread: October is National Pizza Month

[DancingPanther]

Imagine not listing prosciutto as a topping

 

[Kermit the Prog]

Arugula on pizza is ok.....but yeah apart from basil and arugula ...not a fan of leafy greens on pizza especially if they just drop a bag on it.

Arugula is Satan's spinach.

 

[Embiid]

Arugula is Satan's spinach.

Arugula is good unless it is from Trader Joes and has a cricket in the bag..

 

[Kermit the Prog]

Arugula is good unless it is from Trader Joes and has a cricket in the bag..

There is a place I am currently banned from entering where the only greens they serve is arugula. I ordered a burger once, lifted the top bun, saw the offending greens, stood up, and spray painted a big black "X" on the door, got in my car, and left.

No, that wasn't the reason I was banned.

 

[Danko]

question. I am trying to get into touch with a friend through a text message since...Friday. They are older..very fixed income but that's not the here or there. If they couldn't pay they phone bill would that be a reason for my text messages coming back as couldn't send message?

Is it possible they are roaming? Yes, if phone service was shut off then it wont deliver.

 

[BernieParent]

Best pizza I ever ate had spaghetti and meat sauce tucked in under the cheese.

 

[Lord Defect]

question. I am trying to get into touch with a friend through a text message since...Friday. They are older..very fixed income but that's not the here or there. If they couldn't pay they phone bill would that be a reason for my text messages coming back as couldn't send message?

I don’t know if a text will give an error but calling them and the phone being off for non payment will give you a specific recorded message.

 

[ajgoal]

question. I am trying to get into touch with a friend through a text message since...Friday. They are older..very fixed income but that's not the here or there. If they couldn't pay they phone bill would that be a reason for my text messages coming back as couldn't send message?

It can also be the connection on your end, though I assume you've been able to send/receive texts from others?

 

[Embiid]

Best pizza I ever ate had spaghetti and meat sauce tucked in under the cheese.

What kind of concoction is that? I'm sure it was tasty but that sounds like some kind of frankenpizza...

Try doing that in Naples and they will string you up like Mussolini...

 

[Embiid]

By the way...a person mentioned prosciutto not being on the list. I believe that would fall under ham....an Italian ham.

 

[Flybynite]

Best pizza I ever ate had spaghetti and meat sauce tucked in under the cheese.

 

[Cody Webster]

By the way...a person mentioned prosciutto not being on the list. I believe that would fall under ham....an Italian ham.

They aren't the same thing!

 

[PALE PWNR]

You havent lived until you have had Potato Skin Pizza or Penne Chicken Vodka Pizza

 

[Embiid]

They aren't the same thing!

In Italian prosciutto translates to ham....it is a different cut from the hind leg but it is for all intents and purposes "ham"....Italian ham....prosciutto crudo..dried ham.

 

[dragonoffrost]

 

[BernieParent]

What kind of concoction is that? I'm sure it was tasty but that sounds like some kind of frankenpizza...

Try doing that in Naples and they will string you up like Mussolini...

Pizzaghetti may rustle the pepperoni of the pizza puritans', dear Embiid, but it is wonderful.

 

[Lord Defect]

That just looks stupid

 

[Chinatown88]

FEMA test tomorrow at 2:20PM eastern. So your phone might be obnoxious for a minute or two.

 

[Lord Defect]

Hold up. I take that back.
Make it a thin crust, garlic bread pizza with spaghetti and meat sauce and you f***ing in.

 

[BernieParent]

Hold up. I take that back.
Make it a thin crust, garlic bread pizza with spaghetti and meat sauce and you f***ing in.

Come on up to Montreal, M'Lord, and I will treat you to the real thing.

 

[Embiid]

FEMA test tomorrow at 2:20PM eastern. So your phone might be obnoxious for a minute or two.

My phone is always obnoxious....we need to go back to playing with sticks outside and learning to delay gratification by returning television to 3 channels. None of this on demand crap and still feeling bored..

*shakes fist at the clouds*

 

[Young Sandwich]

Pizzaghetti may rustle the pepperoni of the pizza puritans', dear Embiid, but it is wonderful.

Someone: "I'm really into carbs, but all these current vehicles for carbs are just too segregated."

Pizzaiolo: "Say no more."

 

[Embiid]

Frozen pizzas/flatbreads are sacrilege to Italians but this product is really good...

No insects from what I could tell...

 

[blackjackmulligan]

fried onions, prosciutto, beef off of the neck bone (when i make homeade)

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

Frozen pizzas/flatbreads are sacrilege to Italians but this product is really good...

No insects from what I could tell...

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