OT: 113th Obsequious Banter Thread: 1 of 13, a baker's dozen

[Cody Webster]

album

 

[PALE PWNR]

Boston Cream

 

[Coffe]

Am I allowed to say would?

Never stick your d in crazy...

 

[Don Nachbaur 26]

album

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My 10 year old is a humongous fan. I'm sure I'll hear this album at least 15x on vacation.

 

[DancingPanther]

album

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I respect her grind big time. I'm not saying I throw on every new song or would queue her music up in the car, but man I am far from a hater. On her Taylor's Version quest line in particular, Taylor is the type of superstar that it takes to reform the predatory music industry.

 

[swami24]

Fixed my dryer with a $5 part off amazon, stopped working altogether recently after starting to overheat. I ended up finding that it was likely the thermal fuse, so i bought one off amazon and popped it in...the dryer started working again. Ran it for a few minutes and noticed it was still running hot, so decided to try and clear the lint trap, removed the whole lint tube from the dryer then cleared the duct work...broke my brush off about 10 feet into it, so ran my plumbing auger to get that out.

Still running hot, checked the dryer fan and found my kids bubble jar caught in the fan. Removed it, found my wifes necklaces and jewelry on the way out. Ran the dryer and good to go

Everyone should clean their dryer vents every year or so. No one thinks about them, but they can easily become a fire hazard.

 

[FLYguy3911]

Am I allowed to say would?

Buddy. Yes.

 

[Chinatown88]

Buddy. Yes.

He can fix her.

 

[Tripod]

Man our weather has been nuts up here.

As you know, crazy forest fires due to lack of rain
Then it rained like 3 weeks straight
Now today it's getting up to 100° F

Nuts

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

Am I allowed to say would?

 

[Flybynite]

Man our weather has been nuts up here.

As you know, crazy forest fires due to lack of rain
Then it rained like 3 weeks straight
Now today it's getting up to 100° F

Nuts

buncha rain then crazy heat. I want to just have a god damn cement mixer just envelop my entire backyard at this point.

 

[Tripod]

Man's best friend gets a piece...

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She is lucky he is a fighter and not a lover

 

[Embiid]

Never stick your d in crazy...

I once went on a couple of dates with a girl who said that to me.......needless to say she was a nut!

 

[Flybynite]

Am I allowed to say would?

the venn diagram between your car getting keyed or paint thrown on it and breaking up with this girl is one complete circle.

 

[Kermit the Prog]

I once went on a couple of dates with a girl who said that to me.......needless to say she was a nut!

So...how was it?

 

[Embiid]

So...how was it?

Like a slip n slide at Action Park..perilous

 

[trostol]

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

 

[Jack Straw]

!

They got his age wrong. He's 83. I'm pretty sure he was the oldest Beatle. McCartney is 81.

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

!

They got his age wrong. He's 83. I'm pretty sure he was the oldest Beatle. McCartney is 81.

The call is from 2020.

 

[Jack Straw]

The call is from 2020.

I didn't click on it. Did he really call in?

 

[wankstifier]

I didn't click on it. Did he really call in?

Yes

 

[freakydallas13]

Honey Cruller is the correct doughnut choice.

 

[Flybynite]

Honey Cruller is the correct doughnut choice.

Sounds like a porn star name.

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

I didn't click on it. Did he really call in?

No it’s a guy that used to call in on the Howard Stern Show. He’s really good at voice impressions. He’d prank call Francesa over the years doing different voice impressions like this one.