Your teams drinking game

[Jester9881]

Isles drinking game is simple.

Start, and don't stop

 

[Bandit]

Every time the Kings score first in a game, take a shot. Use as an alternative for AA, without the "higher power" reference.

 

[IceNeophyte]

List your teams drinking game.

Caps:
Drink every time Oshie falls
Drink every time Bura missed the net
Take a shot every time Kuzy does the Eagle cele
Drink every time Tom Wilson knocks someone off their feet.

Vegas:

Shot every time "Vegas shouldn't be here."
Shot every time "Vegas was given favorable draft rules."
Shot every time "Vegas wouldn't be here if not for Fleury." also allowed, "Vegas saved by the post!"

ETA: Shot every time a Canadian announcer mispronounces "Marchessault"

Have an ambulance on standby. You WILL suffer alcohol poisoning.

 

[McDrailers]

I have a fun one for the Oilers (for the love of god use small cans for this). Once Mcdavid gets the puck in his zone and skates into the offensive zone.

Start drinking when he stops up to wait for Lucic to enter the zone. Don't stop until Lucic is in the TV frame.

*Beware this can cause SERIOUS drinking related negative aspects

 

[Langdon Alger]

Ottawa

Every time they get caught with too many men on the ice
Every time Anderson gives the puck away below the goal line, which often leads to a goal
Every time Borowiecki steps up in the neutral zone for a big hit but misses
Every time Bobby Ryan hurts his hand/finger
Every time they lose an offensive zone faceoff while on the powerplay

 

[Belzebob]

not sure about the rest of the jets fans, but.......

whenever sip posts a negative comment about ehlers or Maurice.......

I chug a beer

I have yet to see any of cherry's comments about the jets these playoffs

 

[Dishface]

Just look at canes trade proposals. Those get us drunk the quickest.

 

[Super Fadio Bro]

Detroit:

Every time they allowed an OT goal.

 

[RedBruin]

Bruins:

Everytime you make the Leafs choke.

 

[Barrie22]

Desert Dawgs!!

(Randy Hahn has always called the Coyotes this, ad nauseam, whenever we play them.)

Add in whenever the sharks announcers mention nieto was born in long beach california. Was much worse when he was a shark. That would be 82 games of hospital visits for alcohol poisoning. Much better now that it is only 2 to 4 visits.

 

[ANDI P IS CUTE]

for all fans- drink every time Hughson says "great save!"

 

[Jbwest31]

List your teams drinking game.

Caps:
Drink every time Oshie falls
Drink every time Bura missed the net
Take a shot every time Kuzy does the Eagle cele
Drink every time Tom Wilson knocks someone off their feet.

Update:

Every time the capitals trick you into having a glimmer of hope only to choke it away: drink yourself into oblivion.

 

[Cousin Eddie]

- Drink every time Rantanen falls is an obvious one.
- Drink every time an ex-Av scores a goal against the Avs
- Drink every time Girard or Mackinnon break a set of ankles. (they don't all have to be negative!!)

 

[Harvey Birdman]

Pen: Everytime an opposing fan of any team says the league is out to help Pittsburgh in any way...

PS: I’m very drunk often due to this.