Your teams drinking game

[Jbwest31]

List your teams drinking game.

Caps:
Drink every time Oshie falls
Drink every time Bura missed the net
Take a shot every time Kuzy does the Eagle cele
Drink every time Tom Wilson knocks someone off their feet.

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[Beautvillier]

isles:
drink to forget how bad the team is

 

[Jarey Curry]

Rantanen falls down pretty often so if you'd have to drink Everytime that happens, it would be ranked for alcoholics only to participate

 

[Moregoalspls]

Every time Lucic wiffs a pass take a drink. I had to pick up a second job to support this.

 

[bring back the jets]

Winnipeg: drink every time something happens. If it's not lucky extra, you're not doing it right.

 

[Seanaconda]

Every time Lucic wiffs a pass take a drink. I had to pick up a second job to support this.

Add in fails at basic stick handling and you can come to my support group

 

[Zegs2sendhelp]

Whenever oiler fans come into mainboard threads to hate on the ducks even if we arnt playing them.

Playing bieska

Kesler getzlaf or perry take a dumb penalty

Maybe not as bad anynore but everytime perry ends up onto of the other teams goalie.

Whenever john ahlers says 1 of his lines or jokes

 

[Terry Yake]

whenever bob murray acquires an over the hill, useless veteran 4th liner

or

whenever getzlaf launches a snot rocket

 

[WYFR]

Sabres- when the puck drops to start the game, start drinking. Then drink more.

 

[VoluntaryDom]

Every time Sustr turns it over
Every time the team doesn’t show up after a multi day break

 

[JoVel]

Every time Sustr turns it over
Every time the team doesn’t show up after a multi day break

And if you're feeling self-destructive:

Drink every time they show Coop chewing gum.

 

[Oddbob]

And if you're feeling self-destructive:

Drink every time they show Coop chewing gum.

I am still recovering from Babcock chewing gum days in Detroit! He would chew like 75 pieces a game.

 

[PlamsUnlimited]

The Rangers

Just drink

 

[JustaFinnishGuy]

Drink yourself under the table every time Rinne breaks down

 

[Kamiccolo]

From this season.

Take a shot everytime the PP doesn't click and Babcock's solution is promoting Leo Komarov to the PP.

Take a shot everytime Polak ices the puck

Take a shot everytime Polak takes a penalty because he was too slow to keep up with the play

Take a shot everytime Nylander refuses to pass to Hyman in the offenzive zone because he knows Hyman will just lose the puck, and instead decides to wait and have no room to make a play as Matthews comes in to set up.

Take a shot everytime Bozak misses an open net

Take a shot when something big happens and they cut to Lou looking like he is day sleeping

Take a shot everytime Hainsey plays 4 minutes straight on the PK

Take 4 shots if Leivo ever plays a game and chug the bottle when he gets PP time and scores.

 

[Mr. Met]

 

[BM14]

From this season.

Take a shot everytime the PP doesn't click and Babcock's solution is promoting Leo Komarov to the PP.

Take a shot everytime Polak ices the puck

Take a shot everytime Polak takes a penalty because he was too slow to keep up with the play

Take a shot everytime Nylander refuses to pass to Hyman in the offenzive zone because he knows Hyman will just lose the puck, and instead decides to wait and have no room to make a play as Matthews comes in to set up.

Take a shot everytime Bozak misses an open net

Take a shot when something big happens and they cut to Lou looking like he is day sleeping

Take a shot everytime Hainsey plays 4 minutes straight on the PK

Take 4 shots if Leivo ever plays a game and chug the bottle when he gets PP time and scores.

Take a shot every time Gardiner goes into a corner and stick-checks instead of taking the body

Take a shot each time Bozak loses his assignment in the D-zone

Take a shot each time Gardiner has a brain fart and causes an odd man rush the other way

Take a shot when either A) JVR looks like his controller disconnected on the back check and he glides into the zone or B) JVR refuses to drop his shoulder and drive to the net with the puck but instead chooses to peel and curl into the corner on a one on one (these are combined as they can happen on the same shift)

 

[Whaleafs]

Take a shot every shift you’re down by a goal or 2 half way through the 3rd period and Babcock still won’t take Hyman off the first line for someone with hands

 

[NJ DevLolz]

Devils. Drink:

-every time Wood falls down in the offensive zone
-Moore is out of position in the defensive zone
-every time Lovejoy, Moore, Greene or Mueller chip it glass out (you'll die after one period)
-when Zajac misses a grade A chance
-when Boyle loses a big faceoff with the game on the line

 

[Kamiccolo]

Take a shot every time you’re down by a goal or 2 half way through the 3rd period and Babcock still has won’t take Hyman off the first line for someone with hands

Or when they pull the goalie and Komorov or Hyman are out there lol.

 

[Juxtaposer]

Desert Dawgs!!

(Randy Hahn has always called the Coyotes this, ad nauseam, whenever we play them.)

 

[SavesEmNot]

Drink anytime two Blue Jackets run into/impede each other because neither is sure who should take the puck.

 

[McDLT]

You have to drink when you get a square, and then you have to finish your drink whenever you get a line. I was not the genius that made this. Obviously, this only works on regular season TSN broadcasts (which wasn't a problem until recently).

 

[tarheelhockey]

Drink till you forget why you’re crying

 

[dangomon]

Leafs:

Drink every time someone says "1967"

Drunk. Potentially dead.