Your teams drinking game

[Mickey Marner]

When you have Romanuk calling all your home games, drinking isn't a game, it's a requirement.

 

[McFlash97]

Drinks for everytime McDavid gets hooks, held interfered with and the refs on their phones checking Facebook.

 

[CBJx614]

Drink every time Rimer says the wrong name

Drink every time the jackets fail a PP zone every.

 

[HanSolo]

If I took a sip of beer for every time I've read "favorable draft rules" I'd probably have a failing liver by now.

 

[kerrabria]

- Barkov passes when he should shoot
- Haley gets into a pointless fight
- Gia-nah-tan...You-BEAR-Dough!

 

[ultradan]

Coyotes:

Drink to forget everything
Drink when Nash says pepperoni pizza
Drink when Nash says anything
Drink
Drink
Drink

 

[ObscureAlien]

drink everytime Hyman tries a wraparound

 

[Maplebeasts]

Leafs

Drink whenever:
JVR tries to go between the legs in front of the net.
Zaitsev fires it blindly along the boards
Polak ices the puck

 

[Kcb12345]

Stars: you will die

Drink everytime Radulov goes to his backhand (I love it tho)
Drink everytime Spezza misses the net
Drink everytime Ritchie is on the 1st line or 1st PP unit (maybe not anymore since Hitch is gone!)
Drink everytime Honka is a healthy scratch for no reason
Drink everytime Ritchie loses the puck and kills an offensive play (I can do a lot of Ritchie ones)
Drink everytime Shore gets a minus
Drink everytime a Stars goalie gives up a really bad goal

 

[hamzarocks]

Whenever oiler fans come into mainboard threads to hate on the ducks even if we arnt playing them.

Playing bieska

Kesler getzlaf or perry take a dumb penalty

Maybe not as bad anynore but everytime perry ends up onto of the other teams goalie.

Whenever john ahlers says 1 of his lines or jokes

That series b/w the oilers must have been a intense one if the oiler fans and duck fans are still bickering with one another.

 

[turkleton85]

Have a shot for ...

... every "eh.[sigh]..ya" zetterberg gives in his post games interviews

... every idiotic coaches challenge by blashhill

...every puck kronwall doesn't get to in time to keep it in the offensive zone when the wings are on the PP

... every time dekeyser looks like he's standing on skates the first time in his life

... every time mantha looks lethargic on the ice

...every time mickey redmond mentions wooden sticks

 

[BlueBull]

Canucks:
Drink everytime time the we say we will win against said team and fail.
(You'll be drunk for most of this season)

 

[McTrashBoat]

drink every time remenda says "WOW"

 

[Grover]

Wild:
Drink every time the other teams fan base says the Wild are boring

 

[Snippit]

Drink every time our GM says "situation" or "scenario"

 

[Oilers Propagandist]

Drink a 60 of crown when Laine scores a top cheddar OG

 

[robertmac43]

Every team other than Vegas, Caps, Jets, and TB: IF you see one of your players post on Insta @ a golf course take a shot

 

[Eddy Punch Clock]

Drink every time there is a video review of any kind.

Warning: You must continue drinking for the duration of the dispute until it is resolved.

Ironically, the other night there was a ridiculously long review for what ended up being a delay of game penalty. The stoppage in play was at least three times longer than the two minute delay of game penalty.

 

[tony d]

Sens

Drink each time you hear a Karlsson trade rumor.

 

[wonton15]

Drink every time Benning says "real good"
Drink every time Markstrom or Nilsson lets in a softy (take another shot if it's within 2 minutes of starting the game)
Drink every time Horvat drives wide with a power move and tries to cut in
Drink every time Tanev labours to the bench/blocks a shot

There's more..... help me out

 

[seafoam]

isles:
drink to forget how bad the team is

Is Garth Snow still an Alternate Governor for the Islanders? Yes > drink
Is Garth Snow still the President of Hockey Ops for the Islanders? Yes > drink
Is Garth Snow still the GM of the Islanders? Yes > drink

 

[Lays]

And if you're feeling self-destructive:

Drink every time they show Coop chewing gum.

Legit was going to say the same with AV

 

[Chainshot]

Sabres potential alcohol poisoning from this last season:

Drink when RJ says "cleared by not out".
Drink when RJ messes up a name.
Drink every time Ray says "atoll".
Drink when Ray says a period was "good".
Drink when Beaulieu has the puck.
Drink again in shock if he does something without turning the puck over.
Drink when Lehner lets in a WTF goal.
Drink in tribute when Johnson makes a save.
Drink when someone goes on the DL.
Drink when Antipin is scratched.
Drink when Botts says "situation".
Drink again when Botts says "scenario".
Drink again when someone covering the team says "scenario" in the same way.
Drink when a member of the Sabres press corps blocks you on twitter.
Drink whenever they are wrong about salary, cap, term, or anything that most good HF posters can figure out or already know.

 

[Gil Gunderson]

Sens

Drink each time you hear a Karlsson trade rumor.

Or drink every time you remember who’s running the team.

Actually it’s not even a drinking game.

 

[David Bruce Banner]

Canucks...

Every time they miss the playoffs, drink yourself into oblivion.