GDT: Your New Jersey Devils (19-4-1) @ Philadelphia Flyers (8-11-5), 7 PM, MSGSN

[Blender]

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It’ll be a tough one tonight. Tune in if you should so dare.

#Torts

 

[Its Always Sundstrom]

I’m watching 4 kids tonight while my wife and her sister go to a wedding. What time should I give them NyQuil—like 6pm? Lol

A little Malibu won’t hurt. It’s coconutty, they’ll like it.

 

[MachoDiablo]

Torts postgame presser'll probably be looking like this

 

[Ripshot 43]

I’m watching 4 kids tonight while my wife and her sister go to a wedding. What time should I give them NyQuil—like 6pm? Lol

Do you know how adults have “pre gaming” with alcohol? Ok, well enough said.

 

[Better Call Sal]

Me at first intermission by the time the game starts with the beers I intend to drink shortly.

 

[Cheddabombs]

Me at first intermission by the time the game starts with the beers I intend to drink shortly.

 

[FinnishDevil]

I don’t care if we play in used toilet paper and spank-towels, I just want to see dubs!

So what youre saying is that the next reverse retro should be the toilet paper lineup jersey.

@NjDevsRR get to it.

 

[Bleedred]

My theory is that this is John Torteralla disguised as a Devils fan.

Deep down Torts must really be a Devils fan, but either forces that be do not allow us to beat him out of a conflict of interest or he’s just extra motivated to beat us so his team isn’t beaten by his favorite team.

That’s all I got.

 

[NjDevsRR]

So what youre saying is that the next reverse retro should be the toilet paper lineup jersey.

@NjDevsRR get to it.

Live look at Oh My Productions HQ:

 

[Combat Koala]

Holy shit those Flyers lines look terrible, dear lord. Should be a walk in the park but if I say that it wont be so I ain't saying that. By the way, who runs the special teams in Philly? Just realised they have the worst PP in the league. Hard to believe, usually Flyers can at least score goals if they suck otherwise.

This is why I love Torts. Strictly business, no bullshit.

I’m watching 4 kids tonight while my wife and her sister go to a wedding. What time should I give them NyQuil—like 6pm? Lol

You just made me realise that NyQuil is more than just some guys username in HFB.

 

[NjDevsRR]

@FinnishDevil

 

[Blender]

@FinnishDevil

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[Jack Be Quick]

I’m watching 4 kids tonight while my wife and her sister go to a wedding. What time should I give them NyQuil—like 6pm? Lol

Benadryl imo.

Less likely they'll tell the mother's.

 

[FinnishDevil]

@FinnishDevil

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Thats enough internet for today.

 

[Colin226]

I can’t believe this photo I took in 2012 is still around the internet. Not even sure I could find it on my phone!

 

[NjDevsRR]

I can’t believe this photo I took in 2012 is still around the internet. Not even sure I could find it on my phone!

We applaud your contribution to mankind.

 

[mdj12784]

“I don’t coach Vanecek, I coach this hockey team in Filthadelphia.” “Next question.”

 

[TBF1972]

Holtz shot back on the PP?
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LGD

I would love to see him (Holtz) on the first unit.

 

[devilsblood]

I would love to see him (Holtz) on the first unit.

In place of?

 

[TBF1972]

In place of?

my choice would be bratt.

he wasn't on top of his game the last two weeks. bratt would also give the second unit an elite playmaker, while the first unit gains a sniper.

 

[Bleedred]

“I don’t coach Vanecek, I coach this hockey team in Filthadelphia.” “Next question.”

Then get the f*** outta here!

 

[SJinNewJersey]

I’m watching 4 kids tonight while my wife and her sister go to a wedding. What time should I give them NyQuil—like 6pm? Lol

 

[Nico13]

We are going to be severely outgooned.

 

[FinnishDevil]

We are going to be severely outgooned.

Simply just clone Brendan Smith so he can play forward and defense at the same time.

 

[NjdevilfanJim]

We are going to be severely outgooned.

Held and late hit no doubt....