Drew Carey ruined the US version six seconds into the first episode when he told us that the points didn't matter. If you can't piece that together yourself, you're too stupid to own a television.
The only thing that made the US version superior to the UK version was that they never wasted time with Film & Theatre Styles. Never cared for that game.
That was the only time Carey was actually funny:
"Welcome to 'Whose Line Is It Anyway?', the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are just like underwear to Sharon Stone. "
"Welcome to "Whose Line Is It Anyway" the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are just like the plot line of a porno film."
"Welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right! The points are like the thongs section in the Big & Tall store."
"Welcome to 'Whose Line Is It Anyway?', the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are just like Canada."
"The points don't matter just like Jerry Springer's final thought. "
"The points don't matter. Just like a comb to Colin Mocherie , it just doesn't matter."
and many many more. Google it.