Haha only road hockey.
Stay at home, stick checking defenseman with a horrible slap shot, so-so wrist shot, little or no stickhandling ability, so-so passing when keeping it simple with the the odd horrible giveaway (when not sticking to the basics), and even more rarely an amazing fluke backhand/forehand pass stick to stick 75% of the length of the court.
Low on stamina, high on heart.
My ability to make good decisions defensively and offensively worsens as the game goes on, but always willing to block a shot, especially if no real hockey players are in the game and I'm wearing a cup.
All Star Material.
I also 'played' Goalie, when I was in better shape when I actually had stamina and my knees didn't hurt I was a fairly good for road hockey standards with a quick but slightly useless glove hand (lacked the hand eye to actually keep the ball in the glove, only had enough to hit it out of the air), who was extreamly good stopping cross crease passes, and never ever gave up on the play with two or three Hasek like saves a game (more fluke than skill in my case though).