WWE: Wellness Suspension - Eva Marie

Emperoreddy

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It's not even her, it seems like it's her moosehead boyfriend. Just such a moronic thing to do. Worked out so well for others in the past...

He apparently also acts as her manager. She needs to take control, shut him up, and just serve her suspension. If she legit thinks it was somehow a false positive, you fight that internally.

If they tweet out the "facts", one of those facts will be her looking for a new job.
 

NewAgeOutlaw

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That's why I think it's a work, it will help her get even more heat.

It's not hard to have even more heat than absolutely no heat. She started her career at X-Pac heat and quickly moved to total apathy.



yes, absolutely outraged


It's not surprising that Eva Marie's husband is this delusional.

I will say, this woman lives her gimmick. Art imitating life right here.
 

BGDDYKWL

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I don't really follow the divas, but it seems like everyone absolutely HATES this girl. Could someone give me a brief breakdown as to why? Is she that much worse in the ring than the average diva? Cause she's arguably the hottest one, so that'll usually make up for some of the in-ring deficiencies.
 

NewAgeOutlaw

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I don't really follow the divas, but it seems like everyone absolutely HATES this girl. Could someone give me a brief breakdown as to why? Is she that much worse in the ring than the average diva? Cause she's arguably the hottest one, so that'll usually make up for some of the in-ring deficiencies.

She was hired for her looks and immediately was placed on a reality show. On said show, she basically said that she wanted to make the main roster and that she didn't care about training or improving as a performer. She's been in the company for a few years now and still wrestles like a rookie. She has negative charisma and children cry when she is handed a microphone.

I like attractive women as much as any straight male in his 20's, but that doesn't mean watching underwear models botching basic wrestling manuvers is going to entertain me in a wrestling context. I'd rather watch Awesome Kong wrestle a tranny than see a "wrestler" like Eva Marie.

So she's a modern day Sable except nowadays even casual fans are aware of her bad attitude backstage. Basically, you get the impression that she's using wrestling as a means to attempt to launch a career in a more mainstream entertainment setting. There's nothing wrong with doing that, but it's a bit off-putting to see a wrestler who's seemingly indifferent to the art of wrestling.
 

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I don't really follow the divas, but it seems like everyone absolutely HATES this girl. Could someone give me a brief breakdown as to why? Is she that much worse in the ring than the average diva? Cause she's arguably the hottest one, so that'll usually make up for some of the in-ring deficiencies.

Hottest one? Sure, if you like orange faces and plastic.

She has a very pretty face, but she is way too fake for my taste.
 

GKJ

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It's not like there aren't attractive women who can actually wrestle.

Looking forward to her husband taking on the machine that has given he and his wife any kind of relevance.
 

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I think her husband really plays into why I dislike her so much.. together their just..... the end of the world.
 

BonMorrison

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M.C.G. 31

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I don't really follow the divas, but it seems like everyone absolutely HATES this girl. Could someone give me a brief breakdown as to why? Is she that much worse in the ring than the average diva? Cause she's arguably the hottest one, so that'll usually make up for some of the in-ring deficiencies.

They're all jealous.
 

Pinkfloyd

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Given how he is involved with her life, I wouldn't be surprised if he is spouting off because he got her the supplement that got her suspended. lol
 

M.C.G. 31

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Maybe deep down Jonathan knows she sucks and wants to save the WWE Universe the pain of having to see her on TV each week.

Maybe there is more to him than the annoying entitled loser we see on TD.

Maybe...

:sarcasm:

Shut up, Tom.

It'd be a travesty if Eva Marie were fired because of her husband running his mouth. That's as bad as losing Cody Rhodes and Wade Barrett.
 

CaptainCrunch67

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Her Husband and Eva probably figure that they can be successful without the WWE, something I call the Chyna Syndrome. So they're doing this in case the WWE decides to release her after this because she's pretty useless.

Unfortunately when you decide to fight wellness suspensions it doesn't end well, and Eva really isn't worth the trouble for the WWE, the bottom line is that cynically the whole gimmick to keep her out of the ring and talking very little on the Mic works.

At the end of the day, she has very few options, if she pushes enough and gets released, TNA will take her, but woman's wrestling on TNA has slid down hill from its heights, but Eva can't work and they have enough woman that fill that whole manager type role.

She can't go over to Japan or even groups like ROH because she's terrible.

So its signing autographs at car shows, doing a reality show where she becomes a media person, or more then likely, the inevitable slide from softcore porn to the world of Vivid Video offering her a couple of million to do a Sunny type video.
 

quoipourquoi

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Unfortunately when you decide to fight wellness suspensions it doesn't end well,

How many people have fought them like this? I know Mysterio did in 2009, doing interviews for magazines (albeit in Spanish), and when he came back, they gave him the biggest run of his career with multiple matches against Batista and Undertaker.
 

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