Pre-Game Talk: Week of Resolutions (VGK) (@VAN) (@EDM)

[henchman21]

In the idiocy of youth, I hopped a fence that housed a bunch of bison and I chased them in flip flops. They.. didn't take too kindly to it haha. Luckily I was able to hop the fence in time.

I learned this year from raising turkeys how mean the toms can get. I can't wait to eat my most aggressive one. I can't even go give them food or water without having to hold a stick to keep him from attacking me.

My wife is horrified at these types of stories from my youth (ducks and chickens on the poultry side here). We used to pick the ones to butcher first and they were always the dickheads.

On the flip side of that, we also have a story of a piglet we nursed back to health (sow broke its leg), fed from a bottle, lived in the house for months, etc. It ended up more like a dog and it would follow us around the farm, hangout, was loose all the time, was the favored pig for all the scraps... overall just an amazing pig. Yeah she got slaughtered too and the meat was labeled with her name.

 

[lionsDen]

Egg shortage, better get toilet paper before it runs out

 

[henchman21]

Egg shortage, better get toilet paper before it runs out

Just order a bidet you animals

 

[Pokecheque]

Just order a bidet you animals

You can attach a high-power sprayer to your toilet (we did when we wanted to try out cloth diapers for our baby, that ended up not being worth it). Same difference.

 

[henchman21]

You can attach a high-power sprayer to your toilet (we did when we wanted to try out cloth diapers for our baby, that ended up not being worth it). Same difference.

Better yet, just go outside and use the garden hose!

 

[UncleRisto]

I thought everyone just has to shower every time they go?

 

[henchman21]

I thought everyone just has to shower every time they go?

Waffle stomp!

 

[UncleRisto]

Waffle stomp!

I meant separately, not at the same time. But that does save time...

 

[Gumballhead]

I meant separately, not at the same time. But that does save time...

If you went to boarding school, you learned peak busy hours for the group shower in the dorm and adjusted your schedule according to your shyness. Some kids I literally never saw showering, and what that means is probably fairly complex. One dorm did have separate stalls, that was pretty rad.

I can't wait for Girard to have his breakout offensive game of the season in front of his suitors.

 

[Nhlpowerweek]

The team totally needs E Rod back. He is so fast.... reminds makar on many situations. Erod plays like 23min per game. Woah. I is ao glad he is coming back tonight i am sk excited to see him play again

 

[CobraAcesS]

Better yet, just go outside and use the garden hose!

You'd enjoy bathrooms in the Middle East. The hose is right next to the hole in the ground.

Didn't grow up on a farm, but ran from all of the crazy shit that we eat that wants to kill our children before it goes to market crossing them to get to the fort.

I'll take it over the concrete jungle any day though.

 

[Bill Peckerskull]

 

[Bill Peckerskull]

 

[henchman21]

You'd enjoy bathrooms in the Middle East. The hose is right next to the hole in the ground.

Didn't grow up on a farm, but ran from all of the crazy shit that we eat that wants to kill our children before it goes to market crossing them to get to the fort.

I'll take it over the concrete jungle any day though.

 

[CobraAcesS]

Sounds like I got to enjoy the country while you were tortured by it.

 

[UncleRisto]

If you went to boarding school, you learned peak busy hours for the group shower in the dorm and adjusted your schedule according to your shyness. Some kids I literally never saw showering, and what that means is probably fairly complex. One dorm did have separate stalls, that was pretty rad.

And how does the waffle stomp factor in to boarding school group showers?

 

[forsbergavs32]

Not to interrupt...whatever this conversation is you're having, but any word on if anyone is coming back tonight?

 

[henchman21]

And how does the waffle stomp factor in to boarding school group showers?

1:2

 

[dahrougem2]

Not to interrupt...whatever this conversation is you're having, but any word on if anyone is coming back tonight?

Nhl.com took Rodrigues off their injuries list in the game preview so I assume him

 

[Gumballhead]

And how does the waffle stomp factor in to boarding school group showers?

You see a lot of things. Terrible things.

 

[SaltySkywalker]

Not to interrupt...whatever this conversation is you're having, but any word on if anyone is coming back tonight?

Hey, GET OUT OF OUR OT THREAD

 

[lionsDen]

Just order a bidet you animals

I’m old fashioned, leaves

 

[Balthazar]

 

[LOFIN]

I mean I get why they chose Makar. Reigning Norris and Conn Smythe winner, and he's having a good year. But should've been Rantanen if you want to pick an MVP from this team this season.

 

[Bill Peckerskull]

I mean I get why they chose Makar. Reigning Norris and Conn Smythe winner, and he's having a good year. But should've been Rantanen if you want to pick an MVP from this team this season.

One of Horvat, Drai, or Mikko wont be on the team so that Clayton Keller and Seth Jones can be on it...