Injury Report: Vol. 5 (Updates in First Post) | Kessel May Miss Start of Season

[Zen Arcade]

Plot twist- Geno bit him when Kessel wouldn't give up the warrior helmet.

So he's a wererussian now. By the light of the full moon he spontaneously grows a tracksuit and roams the streets to sate his terrible hunger for bad electronic music.

 

[Le Magnifique 66]

Hell, according to Rutherford, most of the season.

I'm curious to see a healthy Phil next season. Regardless, I hope that finally puts the "Phil isn't worth his contract" nonsense to bed.

Could explain though that so so regular season he had and didn't push much

 

[HandshakeLine]

So he's a wererussian now. By the light of the full moon he spontaneously grows a tracksuit and roams the streets to sate his terrible hunger for bad electronic music.

Or develops a passion for the accordion. But only once a month.

 

[Waffle Fries]

Just when I thought it was possible to not love Phil anymore, he's a warrior, too. Toronto should be ashamed.

 

[Big McLargehuge]

The legend grows.

 

[Al Smith]

So he's a wererussian now. By the light of the full moon he spontaneously grows a tracksuit and roams the streets to sate his terrible hunger for bad electronic music.

He doesn't seem the type to make long, endless toasts.

 

[HandshakeLine]

He doesn't seem the type to make long, endless toasts.

He wasn't bitten by a Georgian, please.



(I'm actually not sure what part of the Caucuses they're supposed to be in this film. They might be Azerbajiani or Dagestani or Chechen for all I know. I suck with Russian accents.)

 

[Speaking Moistly]

Oh Phil. Was it his dominant eating hand?

 

[Whakahere]

Oh Phil. Was it his dominant eating hand?

we'll find out at the start of the season. super fat phil or skinny phil.

 

[Zen Arcade]

Still waiting for updates on Joe Pavelski's full body injury.

 

[ComplianceBuyout]

Surprised we didnt have more injuries tbh. "Only" malkin, phil, daley, khun and sheary. 4 of those 5 still played and were productive. Any else im forgetting?

 

[deakka]

Surprised we didnt have more injuries tbh. "Only" malkin, phil, daley, khun and sheary. 4 of those 5 still played and were productive. Any else im forgetting?

Cullen played with a broken toe since the begining of the tampa series.

 

[Vujtek]

Surprised we didnt have more injuries tbh. "Only" malkin, phil, daley, khun and sheary. 4 of those 5 still played and were productive. Any else im forgetting?

Rust played with a broken finger but I believe that injury occured in the last game?

What was Sheary's injury? From the Wilson knee on knee hit?

 

[HandshakeLine]

Still waiting for updates on Joe Pavelski's full body injury.

He's on the waiting list for a heart transplant, be nice.

 

[Dick Sledge]

He doesn't seem the type to make long, endless toasts.

He seems like exactly the type to make long and endless toast.


Warm buttery toast.

 

[Fordy]

Surprised we didnt have more injuries tbh. "Only" malkin, phil, daley, khun and sheary. 4 of those 5 still played and were productive. Any else im forgetting?

maatta and rust were concussed in the middle of the run if you don't recall

 

[WayneSid9987]

 

[Asuna]

Not surprising I guess. At least he should get a nice offseason now.

 

[AjaxTelamon]

Surprised we didnt have more injuries tbh. "Only" malkin, phil, daley, khun and sheary. 4 of those 5 still played and were productive. Any else im forgetting?

Bones had that illness/fever that almost pulled him out of the finals, couldn't have been 100%.

 

[xxxxxxxxxxxxxx]

Fairly certain Hornqvist played with a broken hand as well.

 

[sf expat71]

Pfft, I played 3rd line fan with a bum knee and an itchy beard all playoffs, NBD.

 

[ComplianceBuyout]

maatta and rust were concussed in the middle of the run if you don't recall

That i really don't.. which series? Forgot the cullen toe

 

[Shady Machine]

That i really don't.. which series? Forgot the cullen toe

Maatta got crushed by an Orpik forearm shiver to the head.

Rust got hit in the head by Marleau.

 

[Rocket of Russia]

Bones had that illness/fever that almost pulled him out of the finals, couldn't have been 100%.

And must have been one giant bruise below his neck. Guy blocked bombs off areas with little padding on the regular.

 

[AjaxTelamon]

Not exactly injury related, but Geno said during the playoffs at some point that he wasn't happy with his conditioning and his ability to contribute, and was planning to stay in Pitt and workout this summer. Anyone hear anything about that?