Injury Report: Vol. 2 Is Up; Mods, please close this one. Thanks!

[DegenX]

PLAYER |TYPE OF INJURY|REPORTED|RECOVERY TIME|POSSIBLE RETURN|STATUS|UPDATED|SOURCE
Kris Letang | Undisclosed | 12.05.15 | Unknown | Unknown | Lingering injury, no time frame | 12.05.15 | @JennMenendez

Final injury thread from last season is here
This year, we're going to keep track of all the injuries using this spreadsheet


« 12.05.15 | Game Day @ LAK »

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[Speaking Moistly]

Everyone cherish how short that injury list is.

 

[Headshot77]

Everyone cherish how short that injury list is.

It's a thing of beauty. We will not see the list this short again once the season starts.

 

[Empoleon8771]

Everyone cherish how short that injury list is.

Don't worry, Kessel will get some new strand of an extinct disease this year.

 

[DegenX]

Any thoughts on the spreadsheet? Anything yinz would like to see added or changed?

 

[Sidney BrOSSby*]

Someone make a sandwich, this is funny.

 

[Deutschland Dangler]

Any thoughts on the spreadsheet? Anything yinz would like to see added or changed?

Didn't you say you wanted to take note of the original recovery time estimate to track their accuracy? That would be interesting, although it's already amazing the way it is. You're doing us all a great service!

 

[Big McLargehuge]

I blame the creation of this thread for a Pirate getting seriously injured almost immediately.

 

[MeticulouslyDishevel]

Everyone cherish how short that injury list is.

I'm going to have to take a screenshot of this.

 

[DegenX]

Didn't you say you wanted to take note of the original recovery time estimate to track their accuracy? That would be interesting, although it's already amazing the way it is. You're doing us all a great service!

I tweaked it a bit ... let me know if it makes sense

I blame the creation of this thread for a Pirate getting seriously injured almost immediately.

Meh ... who cares about baseball Hockey season is upon us, at looooooong last

 

[Deutschland Dangler]

I tweaked it a bit ... let me know if it makes sense

Amazing, thank you!

 

[Speaking Moistly]

I'm going to have to take a screenshot of this.

Do it, then take one of the list at its longest for a depressing end of season comparison.

 

[xTang]

Don't worry, Kessel will get some new strand of an extinct disease this year.

The Plague is making a come back.....

 

[WickedWrister]

I blame the creation of this thread for a Pirate getting seriously injured almost immediately.

 

[DegenX]

Amazing, thank you!

Welcome I tweaked it again, took out the the source column for the revisions. I'll just list them in the cell as R1, R2 and so on. That way each new row under a player's name would be for a new injury instead of a bunch of revisions to an old one.

 

[Fordy]

i count this as 0 penguin-related injuries cuz he came in with it

 

[Freeptop]

It's a thing of beauty. We will not see the list this short again once the pre-season starts.

I figured I'd help by fixing your post there...

...

 

[Speaking Moistly]

I figured I'd help by fixing your post there...

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Hahahaha....haha.....ha...

Remember the time that Letang got injured at the team building and that time Sill broke Bennett? And Maatta had cancer and Malkin broke his groin?

Be safe Crossel.

 

[BlindWillyMcHurt]

Come on in, Tanger and Geno!

We got your spots all warmed up for ya.

 

[Harvey Birdman]

I blame the creation of this thread for a Pirate getting seriously injured almost immediately.

If it means the Penguins do not have a injury riddled season once again I hope that entire Pirates bench goes down with injuries. And I say this as a fan of the Pirates...

 

[Harvey Birdman]

Has anyone seen Maatta on the ice? How is he looking?

 

[sf expat71]

Don't worry, Kessel will get some new strand of an extinct disease this year.

He can't get small pox, so he'll get phat pox.

 

[Jacob]

Has anyone seen Maatta on the ice? How is he looking?

He seems to have lost all use of his left arm. It just dangles and at one point he got it caught in the door to the bench.

 

[Winger for Hire]

5 to 1 odds Kessel gets Scarlet Fever

2 to 1 odds Sid develops some mutated version of leprosy

 

[Speaking Moistly]

10 to 1 odds someone gets run over by a zamboni.