Pre-Game Talk: Versus Columbus. This is a haiku game thread. 5:30 game time

[Not Canada Drai]

Sorry, Im torrenting 50 JAVs at a time.

 

[Del Preston]

Italian Stallion

 

[Tobias Kahun]

Gene just proving how long you can stick around while being terrible at your job.

 

[Soliloquy of a Dogge]

Cannon blasted loud
spherical projectile ejects
taking Benning away

 

[KeithIsActuallyBad]

That was 12 f***ing years ago. Damn.

 

[Not Canada Drai]

That was 12 ****ing years ago. Damn.

I wonder if we can just pause time for a second cuz I'm feeling hella old.

 

[KeithIsActuallyBad]

Gene just proving how long you can stick around while being terrible at your job.

The Oilers have already proved that countless times.

 

[OilerTyler]

Gene just proving how long you can stick around while being terrible at your job.

 

[Del Preston]

HAHAHA

 

[KeithIsActuallyBad]

Holy shit he actually scored!!!

 

[TheNumber4]

WOOO!!!!!! JJJJJJJJJJ KKKKKKKKHARIAAAAAAA

 

[Oilers Propagandist]

So happy, 3-0

 

[TopShelfGloveSide]

DEEEEPPPTTH

 

[Ritchie Valens]

BOTTTTTTTOM SIIIIIX!!!!!

Edit: Nevermind. Just tuned in, saw Khaira scored...didn't realise he was still on the 2nd line.

 

[Cloned]

Who won bingo?

 

[Skolman]

Khaira? Hahahaha wtf

 

[Del Preston]

D-E-P-T-H

 

[ZJuice]

10 - 0 Lumbus?

 

[Cloned]

Also...this is why we missed Persson.

 

[The Safe Play]

KHAIRA IS THE WORST

 

[thadd]

Holy **** I lost the bingo. I really thought Gagner was gonna get that 1st goal.

 

[yukoner88]

Gene just proving how long you can stick around while being terrible at your job.

Hey hey hey. There's been times over the years when gene was the only person on or around this team who was remotely entertaining

 

[OilerTyler]

No challenge? Okay

 

[Not Canada Drai]

Ya'll
Can
Thank
Me
Later

My paypal is waiting.

 

[RegDunlop]

Pools over!!!
Pools over!!!

Kharia of all players!