Pre-Game Talk: Versus Columbus. This is a haiku game thread. 5:30 game time

[TheNumber4]

MERZZZLIKENS ABOUT TO TAKE A LICKIN

 

[OilerTyler]

Here comes the game management

 

[KeithIsActuallyBad]

Keep scoring, get some confidence.

 

[Skolman]

Dumb penalty RNH

 

[McRpro]

Because Russel was a top 4 defenseman that game and Manning was in.

I just mean because at was at the game yesterday.

 

[iCanada]

Good response game. Yesterday was a f***ing joke.

 

[TheNumber4]

And a pretty solid beard.

Flow is not bad either.

 

[Legobbles]

Russell just loves lying on his belly. Dude just instinctively bellyfops when the puck is near.

 

[Sanchez]

Holy you idiots Klef and russel get it Out!!!!!

 

[McTedi]

Granlund being as useless as possible

 

[GhostfaceWu]

Didn't even bother showing us the replay of the penalty.

 

[Tobias Kahun]

Russell and klefbom are terrible at clearing the zone

 

[TJ Hooker]

GO GET A f***ING NEW STICK

 

[Skolman]

That's what dumb penalties get you

 

[belair]

Nice try. Not much you can do there.

 

[Tobias Kahun]

Granlund being as useless as possible

What’s he supposed to do with no stick? He did the right play...

 

[The Safe Play]

Kris Russell looks bad today and that's saying something with how the game is so far.

 

[Skolman]

GO GET A ****ING NEW STICK

Lol no, that would be pretty dumb...

 

[OilerTyler]

What’s he supposed to do with no stick? He did the right play...

The right play is to go get a stick.

 

[snipes]

Great work by Bear breaking that up. Or at least that’s what it looked like

 

[TheNumber4]

LOL Smith really makin Granlund feel that shame. But really, don't know what he's sposed to do there. The important thing is that Smith realizes Granlund sucks

 

[Tobias Kahun]

The right play is to go get a stick.

Not when the bench is far.

 

[TJ Hooker]

Lol no, that would be pretty dumb...

How is it stupid to get a new stick? Takes about 5 seconds. Instead he's completely worthless for an entire minute.

 

[McTedi]

What’s he supposed to do with no stick? He did the right play...

slide block there, rather than provide the screen

 

[OfCorsiDid]

The right play is to go get a stick.

And create a 5 on 3? You can’t seriously be THIS daft.