Useless Thread MDCCXXXVII: The Final Chapter

[KareemTrustfund]

Hello there, gorgeous.

Please Ray, my father was gorgeous. Call me Sexy stud beefcake.

 

[RayP]

Please Ray, my father gorgeous. Call me Sexy stud beefcake.

Never.

 

[RayP]

What brings you around? Wife actually let you out of your cage?

 

[KareemTrustfund]

Tell Joe I said get bent you little weasel.

 

[RayP]

Joe said “Eat my ass, Kreamy.”

 

[KareemTrustfund]

What brings you around? Wife actually let you out of your cage?

Shes reading a book and I said I was looking up new kitchen decor, if you must know.

 

[RayP]

Shes reading a book and I said I was looking up new kitchen decor, if you must know.

Don’t you get snippy with me.

 

[KareemTrustfund]

Joe said “Eat my ass, Kreamy.”

Do you feed that guy? Or does he only eat when you drop a piece of cake on the floor?

 

[RayP]

Do you feed that guy? Or does he only eat when you drop a piece of cake on the floor?

We actually feed him more food than what the vet said. His breed is only like 8-10 lbs, and he usually weighs in at like 12.

 

[Deficient Mode]

I've been aight. There was this pesky tangle of hair near my bum which was acting as a safety net for dropping poops. So after a movement it was all gross and I had to deal with that.

That is troubling indeed! I shave there regularly to avoid such catastrophes!

 

[KareemTrustfund]

We actually feed him more food than what the vet said. His breed is only like 8-10 lbs, and he usually weighs in at like 12.

I bet the neighbors have a game of ultimate frisbee when you leave the house with your flat dog.

 

[RayP]

That is troubling indeed! I shave there regularly to avoid such catastrophes!

 

[RayP]

I bet the neighbors have a game of ultimate frisbee when you leave the house with your flat dog.

 

[KareemTrustfund]

That is troubling indeed! I shave there regularly to avoid such catastrophes!

I just snipped it as if I were snipping the stem of a delicate flower.

 

[KareemTrustfund]

If shes pregnant, we are both raising the child without her.

 

[KareemTrustfund]

Where the Fing H is everybody again? Did you find another new server/forum to gossip?

 

[RayP]

Where the Fing H is everybody again? Did you find another new server/forum to gossip?

Yeah some discord thing, someone should have a link. I don’t.

 

[KareemTrustfund]

Yeah some discord thing, someone should have a link. I don’t.

I don't need it, I'm just going to stay here. They'll all flock back to me. They always do!! AHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA

 

[Deficient Mode]

I just snipped it as if I were snipping the stem of a delicate flower.

Flowers are nice

 

[John Price]

I'm what you want, I'm what you need
He got to trap, I'll set you free
Sexually, mentally, physically, emotionally
I'll be like your medicine, you'll take every dose of me

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[RayP]

Strange... it said there was a new post, but when I hit take me to the latest new post, nothing showed up.

Odd.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Boring Penguin fan posts that would make Shrimper blush

Have a word

You're calling *me* boring??

Pfftt. That's rich.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Strange... it said there was a new post, but when I hit take me to the latest new post, nothing showed up.

Odd.

Just more crappy music from @G F O P