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[Ceremony]

Rhombus magazine seen

 

[Ceremony]

How long is Das Boot?
Just four and a half entertaining hours!

 

[Siamese Dream]

Everything about this one where he goes to the shoe girl's university is horrifying

I thought you did do ancient history?
I did business studies, Jeremy, for 3 years, and I spoke to you about it daily.
(I could tell him that's all ancient history now, he probably wouldn't like that joke) oh well, that's all ancient history now!

 

[Jumptheshark]

whitey bulgar sleeps with the fishes

 

[Siamese Dream]

@Ceremony

Classic Scottish soccerballs

Hearts 0-0 Hibs: Neil Lennon hit by object from crowd in draw

 

[Ceremony]

@Ceremony

Classic Scottish soccerballs

Hearts 0-0 Hibs: Neil Lennon hit by object from crowd in draw

What's your point, caller?

 

[Siamese Dream]

What's your point, caller?

I was listening to one of my ruggers podcasts at work yesterday and for the first time they actually had a guest former Scotland international on who actually had a Scottish accent and hadn't clearly just qualified through ancestry

 

[irunthepeg]

Yeah, f*** off buddy we absolutely need more Laine clips. f***in every time this kid steps on the ice someone scores. kids f***in dirt nasty man. Does f***in ovi have a hatrick in Helsinki this season I dont f***in think so bud. I'm f***in tellin ya Patrik "golden flow" Laine is pottin 50 in '19 f***in callin it right now. Clap bombs, f*** moms, wheel, snipe, and f***in celly boys f***

 

[Kairi Zaide]

eat shit @HFBCommenter

 

[irunthepeg]

Doland

 

[Siamese Dream]

@Ceremony @HFBCommenter

 

[Ceremony]

@Darren Peng where is your Johnson gif

 

[Siamese Dream]

@Darren Peng where is your Johnson gif

Which one?

 

[Ceremony]

Which one?

You know full well which one.

 

[Guerzy]

Doland

Pls come back

 

[Siamese Dream]

You know full well which one.

 

[Ceremony]

There we go.

 

[Siamese Dream]

There we go.

I wasn't sure if it was that one, the one when he downs the champagne, or the one when he taps on the window when Mark is firing Sophie

 

[Ceremony]

 

[Siamese Dream]

Mark, is that normal pooing you're doing?

 

[Siamese Dream]

@Ceremony Went to get my haircut today and the pretty blonde Polish girl has done it like the past 5 or 6 times, but I'm still too scared to ask for "the usual" because it would be really embarrassing if she didn't know it, like that Harry Enfield Polish cafe sketch.

"I'll just have my usual please"
"What is usual?"
"What I've had every day for the last year"
*shrugs shoulders*
"duży cappuccino"

It wouldn't surprise me, she probably sees many customers every day and has nothing but utter contempt for me. Unlike your typical hairdresser, she never speaks to me, which is also an advantage at the same time because she's very quick.

 

[irunthepeg]

Please stop it with the unnecessary use of @ and likes. The notifications being sent are causing a heavy load on the servers. If it continues we're going to have to restrict their use.

 

[irunthepeg]

watch the Likes bro

(watch them go UP)

 

[Finnish your Czech]

@irunthepeg hope you're having a wonderful day

 

[irunthepeg]

Thank you @Finnish your Czech I hope you are too