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[Ceremony]

"If he hangs himself over this, I could put an orange in his mouth and say it was a fatal wnaking accident."

 

[Siamese Dream]

@Ceremony how did I know it would be either Rugby or Agriculture when I read this

Student died from 'toxic' alcohol effects

 

[Ceremony]

@Ceremony how did I know it would be either Rugby or Agriculture when I read this

Student died from 'toxic' alcohol effects

At one bar, the group had ordered about 100 triple vodkas and Mr Farmer was later carried to a student house, the inquest at Newcastle Civic Centre heard.
Some first-years had their heads shaved, were sprayed with paint used to mark stock, drank vodka from a pig's head and bobbed for apples in a mixture of urine and alcohol.
Witnesses told the hearing they were aware initiation-style events had been banned because they were "dangerous and put a lot of pressure on people" but they were viewed as a "tradition".

 

[Ceremony]

I saw the "bobbed for apples in urine" headline somewhere the other day but didn't pay attention to it

What a bunch of oddballs

 

[Siamese Dream]

Also Ceres did you hate Heather as much as I did and realise what a horrible sarcastic bitch she is during your Fresh Meat re-watch

I mean in Season 2 she's relatively normal and then similarly to Oregon just becomes horrible

 

[Ceremony]

Also Ceres did you hate Heather as much as I did and realise what a horrible sarcastic ***** she is during your Fresh Meat re-watch

I mean in Season 2 she's relatively normal and then similarly to Oregon just becomes horrible

I hadn't seen them since they were first on and had forgotten most of it

Aside from the fact you want Simon and Josie to get together, Heather doesn't really serve much purpose. She was pointless when she first appeared and all she served to do was drive the housemates apart. That's before you even consider her personality.

 

[Siamese Dream]

Going to play snooker tonight @Ceremony

What was that about me needing new friends?

 

[Ceremony]

Going to play snooker tonight @Ceremony

What was that about me needing new friends?

Friday night snooker session. Down your drink whenever someone pots a ball.

 

[Ceremony]

It's a problem with my... my...
Penis?
Testisticles.

 

[Siamese Dream]

Friday night snooker session. Down your drink whenever someone pots a ball.

 

[Siamese Dream]

@Ceremony



This guy coached my team a few times when I was a wee bairn and I could never understand what he was saying

 

[darko]

Friday night snooker session. Down your drink whenever someone pots a ball.

And end up in a hospital.

 

[Ceremony]

And end up in a hospital.

You clearly have more faith in his ability than I do.

 

[Siamese Dream]

You clearly have more faith in his ability than I do.

My mate claims to be a keen snooker and pool player but the highest break he managed was 18. Mine was 7 (a red and a pink) and the most I managed to get in a row was a red, brown and another red

I've only played snooker once since I was about 12, and I haven't played pool since university. I had some moments of brilliance where I'd pot a good red and then be on a colour but miss that. I just had no consistency

 

[Siamese Dream]

 

[Ceremony]

 

[Ceremony]

Henmania!

 

[Ceremony]

The sausage, the Euro, Clarkson.

 

[Siamese Dream]

@Ceremony forgot to mention my parents were in the kitchen making dinner this afternoon and the song "Turn" by Feeder was absolutely blaring from the radio and I thought that's one of the most Welsh things in the world, and remembered your old comment "it's like a beacon for Welsh people"

I'm actually going to Cardiff next month to watch ruggers for my birthday, and being in the stadium singing along to the national anthem, Bread of Heaven, Sosban Fach, and Ir bob yn syn fyddlon will be the most Welsh thing in the world

 

[Ceremony]

@Ceremony forgot to mention my parents were in the kitchen making dinner this afternoon and the song "Turn" by Feeder was absolutely blaring from the radio and I thought that's one of the most Welsh things in the world, and remembered your old comment "it's like a beacon for Welsh people"

I'm actually going to Cardiff next month to watch ruggers for my birthday, and being in the stadium singing along to the national anthem, Bread of Heaven, Sosban Fach, and Ir bob yn syn fyddlon will be the most Welsh thing in the world

Will you feel out of place, being English?

 

[Siamese Dream]

Will you feel out of place, being English?

No I have a fake English accent remember

 

[Siamese Dream]

All fingers and toes crossed ready for Hammy to get blown up by Verstappen

 

[Siamese Dream]

Will Smith coming on the radio for Hammy

Gross

 

[Ceremony]

Everything about this one where he goes to the shoe girl's university is horrifying

 

[Ceremony]

Is that it? Is that how easy it is to steal some education?